I wanted to play on the phone again tonight, but I’m too damn tired.\u00a0 So here’s a funny comic instead.<\/p>\n
I wanted to play on the phone again tonight, but I’m too damn tired.\u00a0 So here’s a funny comic instead. And because I’m such a nice guy, here’s your chance to download a version of Adobe Photoshop for free!\u00a0 Yes indeed!\u00a0 Just save this link and you’ll have your very own copy of Adobe Photoshop!\u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,13],"tags":[342,22],"class_list":["post-1114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","category-phone-sex","tag-stupid-jokes","tag-tired"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1114"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1119,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114\/revisions\/1119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/CH-Phone-Sex.jpg\" "\\"C&H")
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\nAnd because I’m such a nice guy, here’s your chance to download a version of Adobe Photoshop for free!\u00a0 Yes indeed!\u00a0 Just save this link and you’ll have your very own copy of Adobe Photoshop!\u00a0 I ain’t kidding!\u00a0 At least move the mouse cursor over the link to see what all the fuss is about!<\/p>\nDOWNLOAD ADOBE PHOTOSHOP<\/a><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"