{"id":1165,"date":"2010-07-01T16:22:17","date_gmt":"2010-07-01T22:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1165"},"modified":"2010-07-02T20:26:01","modified_gmt":"2010-07-03T02:26:01","slug":"happy-canada-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1165","title":{"rendered":"Happy Canada Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And this is the Can-O-The-Day<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/AluminumCan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1166\" title=\"AluminumCan\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/AluminumCan-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/AluminumCan-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/AluminumCan-682x1024.jpg 682w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nSo, I suppose I should reflect on things Canadian today.\u00a0 I intend on having some BC salmon today.\u00a0 That&#8217;s Canadian.\u00a0 I have several product packages within reach that are printed with both French and English.\u00a0 That&#8217;s Canadian.\u00a0 I have a fondness for beautiful and voluptuous female androids that are programmed to flaunt their artificiality.\u00a0 That&#8217;s not really Canadian, that&#8217;s just me being me.<\/p>\n<p>So considering the above, let&#8217;s pretend that these three lovely ladies are fembots, okay?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/canada-flag-babe-bikini.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1167\" title=\"canada-flag-babe-bikini\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/canada-flag-babe-bikini-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/canada-flag-babe-bikini-224x300.jpg 224w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/canada-flag-babe-bikini-767x1024.jpg 767w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/canada-flag-babe-bikini.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/CanadaFlagGirl01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1168\" title=\"CanadaFlagGirl01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/CanadaFlagGirl01-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/CanadaFlagGirl01-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/CanadaFlagGirl01.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/canada-flag-girl01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1169\" title=\"canada-flag-girl01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/canada-flag-girl01-201x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"201\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/canada-flag-girl01-201x300.jpg 201w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/canada-flag-girl01.jpg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 201px) 100vw, 201px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nWaterproof fembots, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>So, how am I celebrating Canada Day?\u00a0 Actually, I have a really bad weather headache.\u00a0 This one is making me nauseous, so I think I&#8217;m going to bed.\u00a0 Goodnight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And this is the Can-O-The-Day So, I suppose I should reflect on things Canadian today.\u00a0 I intend on having some BC salmon today.\u00a0 That&#8217;s Canadian.\u00a0 I have several product packages within reach that are printed with both French and English.\u00a0 That&#8217;s Canadian.\u00a0 I have a fondness for beautiful and voluptuous female androids that are programmed 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