{"id":11838,"date":"2021-12-15T09:00:20","date_gmt":"2021-12-15T16:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=11838"},"modified":"2021-12-14T19:48:47","modified_gmt":"2021-12-15T02:48:47","slug":"robotmans-cheap-classic-controller-calendar-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=11838","title":{"rendered":"Robotman\u2019s Cheap Classic Controller Calendar 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It appears to be calendar season.\u00a0 Not, however, calendula season, nor colander season.\u00a0 But as I was making my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=11835\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">snazzy and sexy 2022 fembot calendar<\/a> yesterday, I also started making one I could actually hang on my wall.\u00a0 You know, one that isn&#8217;t pornographic.<\/p>\n<p>And it occurred to me that I hadn&#8217;t yet made a calendar which begins on Saturday.\u00a0 Well, blimey, crikey, zounds, gadzooks and all that.\u00a0 So rather than just transfer a bunch of the images I&#8217;ve already used of classic video game consoles and 8-bit and 16-bit computers, I&#8217;ve made something a little different.<\/p>\n<p>This year&#8217;s calendar commemorates all those memorable, innovative, and sometimes awkward game console controllers from yesteryear.\u00a0 The twelve controllers showcased are:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Atari 2600 joystick<\/li>\n<li>Intellivision controller<\/li>\n<li>Nintendo Famicom controller<\/li>\n<li>Nintendo Zapper light gun<\/li>\n<li>Sega Genesis 6-button controller<\/li>\n<li>Super Nintendo controller<\/li>\n<li>Nintendo 64 controller (for people with three hands)<\/li>\n<li>Sony PlayStation DualShock controller<\/li>\n<li>Sega Dreamcast controller and VMU<\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Xbox &#8220;Duke&#8221; controller<\/li>\n<li>Nintendo Wii <del>waggle wand<\/del> Wiimote and nunchuck<\/li>\n<li>Nintendo Wii U game pad<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>It&#8217;s interesting to see how some of these basically became standards, while others were interesting diversions, missteps, or outright mistakes.\u00a0 And that&#8217;s just a small sampling of a dozen.<\/p>\n<p>So here is that calendar, fit to print and hang on your wall when you want to look at old video game console controllers!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Cheap-Classic-Controller-Calendar-2022.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Cheap Classic Controller Calendar 2022<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>It makes me think of all those old game consoles of the late 1970s and early 1980s with numeric keypads built into them &#8211; the ones that were somehow going to make video games better.\u00a0 I call them &#8220;phone controllers&#8221;.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1920px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-11838-1\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1080\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Telefone.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Telefone.mp4\">http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Telefone.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a good thing we moved away from those, although most modern controllers actually have more inputs, believe it or not.<\/p>\n<p>And while I&#8217;m talking about video game console controllers, I almost found the perfect controller to play all those old emulated games with.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Fisher-Price-Game-Controller.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-11841\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Fisher-Price-Game-Controller-300x224.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Fisher-Price-Game-Controller-300x224.jpeg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Fisher-Price-Game-Controller-1024x765.jpeg 1024w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Fisher-Price-Game-Controller-768x573.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Fisher-Price-Game-Controller.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh sorry, that&#8217;s the wrong picture.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Hori-6-button-controller.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-11842\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Hori-6-button-controller-300x251.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Hori-6-button-controller-300x251.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Hori-6-button-controller-1024x856.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Hori-6-button-controller-768x642.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Hori-6-button-controller.jpg 1038w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, that one.\u00a0 You&#8217;ll notice the nice decent size and the six face buttons on it, making it great for Sega Genesis, 32X, Sega CD, and Sega Saturn games.\u00a0 It would also be good for Nintendo 64 games, But it lacks a right thumbstick, so it would only really be good for those systems, and I already have a solution for all those.<\/p>\n<p>Why can&#8217;t someone just take a standard dual thumbstick style controller and add two freaking buttons to it?\u00a0 Maybe some day.\u00a0 Maybe even before I make the next calendar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It appears to be calendar season.\u00a0 Not, however, calendula season, nor colander season.\u00a0 But as I was making my snazzy and sexy 2022 fembot calendar yesterday, I also started making one I could actually hang on my wall.\u00a0 You know, one that isn&#8217;t pornographic. 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