{"id":1248,"date":"2010-07-13T19:37:51","date_gmt":"2010-07-14T01:37:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1248"},"modified":"2010-07-18T11:42:39","modified_gmt":"2010-07-18T17:42:39","slug":"one-hail-of-a-storm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1248","title":{"rendered":"One hail of a storm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bitch about the weather a lot, but sometimes the weather in Calgary can be damn exciting.\u00a0 As long as you don&#8217;t suffer hail damage.\u00a0 That sucks.<\/p>\n<p>But today around the middle of the day there was an INTENSE hail storm around here.\u00a0 My mother says it was the biggest hail she&#8217;s ever seen.\u00a0 It was golf ball size.\u00a0 I looked at the sky as the storm was roiling and boiling, and it looked something like this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Deep-Purple-Stormbringer-1974.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1249\" title=\"Deep-Purple-Stormbringer-1974\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Deep-Purple-Stormbringer-1974-300x298.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Deep-Purple-Stormbringer-1974-300x298.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Deep-Purple-Stormbringer-1974-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Deep-Purple-Stormbringer-1974.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nAnd when the rain started, it went from a few very big drops to &#8220;raining sideways in sheets&#8221; very fast.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve seen the rain start that explosively before &#8211; literally in seconds from nothing to full-on monsoon.<\/p>\n<p>And on the way home, there were chopped and sliced up leaves everywhere.\u00a0 Calgary and the surrounding area get some of the worst hailstorms in the world.\u00a0 They aren&#8217;t THE worst, but we have by far the highest dollar value in damage claims from hail.\u00a0 Go us!<\/p>\n<p>Well, I&#8217;m waiting for one of my lady friends on NiteFlirt to come back online.\u00a0 Then we will chat all about how she is a robot and how she is programmed to obey my commands.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, the pleasures I afford myself.\u00a0 Giggity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bitch about the weather a lot, but sometimes the weather in Calgary can be damn exciting.\u00a0 As long as you don&#8217;t suffer hail damage.\u00a0 That sucks. But today around the middle of the day there was an INTENSE hail storm around here.\u00a0 My mother says it was the biggest hail she&#8217;s ever seen.\u00a0 It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[360,326],"class_list":["post-1248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-hailstorms","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1248"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1253,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248\/revisions\/1253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}