{"id":1260,"date":"2010-07-14T18:53:06","date_gmt":"2010-07-15T00:53:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2010-07-18T12:45:07","modified_gmt":"2010-07-18T18:45:07","slug":"i-have-to-recommend-phone-sex-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1260","title":{"rendered":"I have to recommend phone sex again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you, like me, love fembots, and you&#8217;ve never called one of the lovely ladies on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">NiteFlirt<\/a>, then you need to kick your own ass.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/laughd-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1261\" title=\"laughd-1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/laughd-1-300x229.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"229\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/laughd-1-300x229.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/laughd-1.jpg 848w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nAnd you need to call already.\u00a0 Last night I had an amazing call with a pretty and plump lady, and the whole time I got to hear her sweeeeet feminine voice tell me all about how synthetic she is and how she&#8217;s programmed to obey my commands.\u00a0 And it&#8217;s made me walk around all day with a dopey grin on my face.\u00a0 Money really does buy happiness.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Affluencehappiness.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1262\" title=\"Affluencehappiness\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Affluencehappiness-300x206.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Affluencehappiness-300x206.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Affluencehappiness.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you, like me, love fembots, and you&#8217;ve never called one of the lovely ladies on NiteFlirt, then you need to kick your own ass. And you need to call already.\u00a0 Last night I had an amazing call with a pretty and plump lady, and the whole time I got to hear her sweeeeet feminine [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[90],"class_list":["post-1260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phone-sex","tag-niteflirt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1260"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1264,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260\/revisions\/1264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}