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Now that you know how to pronounce the name of this band, click on this link<\/a> to enjoy one of their finest songs.<\/p>\n Also, now that you know how to pronounce the name of this band, walk up to the next pretty girl you see and say “Do you like !!!?”<\/p>\n You will either get:<\/p>\n Yes, !!! is a dance-band.\u00a0 But a dance band like few others today, as they play their music with live instruments.\u00a0 Kind of like things were done before the 80s…. there’s the awful, pale spectre of the 80s rearing its ugly head again… but with a modern sound.<\/p>\n Some take the easy way out and pronounce the band’s name “chk-chk-chk”.\u00a0 That’s just fine if you wanna be a MR. WRONG GUY!!!\u00a0 Actually, I don’t care how you pronounce this band’s name.\u00a0 What’s important is that you go and get some of this band’s music.<\/p>\n Remember how I said I hate dance music?\u00a0 I believe I said it something like this:<\/p>\n “I fucking hate dance music.”<\/em><\/p>\n I say fuck too much on this blog.\u00a0 So fucking sue me.\u00a0 Fucker.<\/p>\n Any fucking way, I don’t like the dance music that only sounds good when you’re high on “E” or some other substance.\u00a0 That would be most dance music.\u00a0 I like the stuff that’s interesting.\u00a0 You know, the stuff that’s dynamic, and that changes tempo, key, time signature even.\u00a0 (Yes, you can dance to something that’s not 4\/4.\u00a0 It’s not done often, but it can happen.)<\/p>\n Rambling right along, I had phone sex again tonight.\u00a0 It was good.\u00a0 It wasn’t great.\u00a0 I say this because although the lady had a nice voice, and although she talked like an emotionless machine, and although I was able to get her to open all her access panels and remove her facemask, and dress in sexy lingerie, and activate another robot and fuck that robot from behind… despite all that, I could tell that she wasn’t the girl in her picture.\u00a0 That was not a shapely 20-something girl.\u00a0 That was a big 40-something woman from the Southern U.S.\u00a0\u00a0 Not that I don’t like big 40-something women from the Southern U.S.\u00a0 On the contrary.\u00a0 I’ve had many nice fembot phone sex calls with a big plump lady of such description, and I fucking LOVED it.<\/p>\n But I didn’t get what I ordered tonight.<\/p>\n Why do I always get the kind of girl I didn’t order yeah?<\/em><\/p>\n Sorry.\u00a0 Those are song lyrics.\u00a0 THAT song would make a kick-ass song of the day.\u00a0 Google the lyrics if you want to know what song it’s from.<\/p>\n That’s a great way of identifying songs, btw.\u00a0 Yes, I’m talking to you Jen.\u00a0 Jen, my ex’s roommate from 1996 who was always… fucking ALWAYS asking “Who sings this?\u00a0 What’s this called?” when a song came on the radio.\u00a0 I still wish I had gotten Jen instead of my ex.\u00a0 Hell, I was trying to get into Jen’s pants and somehow I missed and got involved with my ex.<\/p>\n Sigh.<\/p>\n Jen had a fucking NICE ass.\u00a0 I’m reminiscing on it right now.\u00a0\u00a0 Mmmmmm.\u00a0 She would make a nice fembot.\u00a0 Dumb as a fucking rock, but so god damn pretty and also, she had a nice ass.\u00a0 Nice hips and thighs too.\u00a0 I’m not much of a breast man.\u00a0 I’m all about the hips, thighs and buns.<\/p>\n And fembots.<\/p>\n Where was I…\u00a0 Oh yeah.<\/p>\n If you’re looking for a friend, you should try being one first! Song lyrics again.\u00a0 This time back on topic!! YAY!\u00a0 I managed to get my rambling back to the song that I made you start listening to all those many wasted minutes ago.<\/p>\n So, understand, don’t waste your time always searching for those wasted years. More song lyrics.\u00a0 Slightly more positive than what !!! is telling you right now.\u00a0 Tsk tsk tsk.\u00a0 Errr… uh… meh.\u00a0 never mind.<\/p>\n This is a breakup song.\u00a0 Ah, the breakup song.\u00a0 When some people do breakup songs, they’re all “Oh, baby come back I need you.”\u00a0 This one embraces hate.<\/p>\n Embrace hate!\u00a0 Something we can all believe in!<\/p>\n When I typed that at first it said “Embrace hat!”\u00a0 I will now show you the top Google image search result for “Embrace hat!”<\/p>\n\n
\nIf you’re looking for a friend you can kiss my ass!
\nIf you’re looking for a friend you can go fuck yourself!<\/em><\/p>\n
\nFace up, make your stand, and realize you’re living in the golden years.<\/em><\/p>\n
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