{"id":1300,"date":"2010-07-20T19:13:16","date_gmt":"2010-07-21T01:13:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1300"},"modified":"2014-01-05T19:21:24","modified_gmt":"2014-01-06T02:21:24","slug":"robot-invasion-day-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1300","title":{"rendered":"Robot invasion – day 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

You just knew that me talking about my new Roobma would give me plenty of chances to make bad jokes and gratuitously insert pictures of sexy female robots… didn’t you?<\/p>\n

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\nI’d rumba with her any day.<\/p>\n

Okay, let’s get to the topic at hand now.\u00a0 I am now the proud owner of my very first robot, an iRobot Roomba.\u00a0 It’s a vacuum cleaner.\u00a0 See below for more jokes about me owning a robot.<\/p>\n

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I have to charge the batteries overnight, so there will be no vacuuming tonight.\u00a0 I will let you know how things proceed, because I just know you are enthralled my the minutiae of my boring life, and you need to know what’s going on with my 12 year old first PC, the handful of 12 year and older video games I repeatedly play, my schizophrenic<\/span> eclectic taste in music, and my ability to unashamedly make the same fucking lame dumbass “jokes” over and over and over again.<\/p>\n

More awaits!\u00a0 Excelsior!<\/p>\n

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You just knew that me talking about my new Roobma would give me plenty of chances to make bad jokes and gratuitously insert pictures of sexy female robots… didn’t you? I’d rumba with her any day. Okay, let’s get to the topic at hand now.\u00a0 I am now the proud owner of my very first […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[355,342],"class_list":["post-1300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-roomba","tag-stupid-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1300"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6398,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300\/revisions\/6398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}