{"id":1340,"date":"2010-07-25T21:05:17","date_gmt":"2010-07-26T03:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1340"},"modified":"2010-07-25T21:05:17","modified_gmt":"2010-07-26T03:05:17","slug":"where-did-the-weekend-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1340","title":{"rendered":"Where did the weekend go?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously?\u00a0 WTFOMGBBQ?<\/p>\n<p>I usually spend a great deal of time vegetating, and I have not done this.\u00a0 And now it&#8217;s freaking 9:00 and I wanted to be in bed an hour ago.<\/p>\n<p>At least I&#8217;m still very happy with my Roomba.\u00a0 It just vacuumed a freshly mopped and dried washroom floor and everything down here is spotless now.\u00a0 It really is a huge time saver.<\/p>\n<p>Now&#8230; let&#8217;s have some more functional robots please&#8230; you know&#8230; ones that can kiss and suck and hug and fuck.\u00a0 And they should look like this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/kim-kardashian-dancing-with-stars-5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1341\" title=\"kim-kardashian-dancing-with-stars-5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/kim-kardashian-dancing-with-stars-5-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/kim-kardashian-dancing-with-stars-5-224x300.jpg 224w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/kim-kardashian-dancing-with-stars-5.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Big round butt and everything.<\/p>\n<p>Or how bout this?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/012.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1342\" title=\"012\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/012-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/012-199x300.jpg 199w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/012.jpg 433w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Giggity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously?\u00a0 WTFOMGBBQ? I usually spend a great deal of time vegetating, and I have not done this.\u00a0 And now it&#8217;s freaking 9:00 and I wanted to be in bed an hour ago. At least I&#8217;m still very happy with my Roomba.\u00a0 It just vacuumed a freshly mopped and dried washroom floor and everything down here [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fembots","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1340"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1344,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340\/revisions\/1344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}