{"id":1345,"date":"2010-07-26T19:36:25","date_gmt":"2010-07-27T01:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1345"},"modified":"2010-07-26T19:36:25","modified_gmt":"2010-07-27T01:36:25","slug":"truncated-verbiage-spew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1345","title":{"rendered":"truncated verbiage spew"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So with all the blabber I&#8217;ve been spewing about my new Roomba, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve relayed just how much I like having it do the vacuuming.\u00a0 Now that it&#8217;s not afraid of falling through my black carpet, I can rest assured that it will keep my carpets nice and clean, and deal with all that cat hair the three cats here like to shed.<\/p>\n<p>I am still disappointed that none of the cats here will ride it around like a chariot.\u00a0 They don&#8217;t know what they&#8217;re missing.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to have to cut this pointless blog post short because I&#8217;m about to engage in some more of that delightful phone sex.<\/p>\n<p>Adios!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So with all the blabber I&#8217;ve been spewing about my new Roomba, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve relayed just how much I like having it do the vacuuming.\u00a0 Now that it&#8217;s not afraid of falling through my black carpet, I can rest assured that it will keep my carpets nice and clean, and deal with all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[557,355],"class_list":["post-1345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-phone-sex","tag-roomba"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1345"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1347,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions\/1347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}