{"id":13566,"date":"2023-12-24T10:19:18","date_gmt":"2023-12-24T17:19:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=13566"},"modified":"2023-12-24T10:21:51","modified_gmt":"2023-12-24T17:21:51","slug":"steam-deck-schmeme-deck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=13566","title":{"rendered":"Steam Deck, Schmeme Deck!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Want a portable gaming system with a large screen and full Windows compatibility?\u00a0 Don&#8217;t have several hundreds of dollars to spend on the Steam Deck or one of its knock-offs?<\/p>\n<p>Get a used netbook!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/HP-Mini-Note-2133.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13567\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/HP-Mini-Note-2133-300x180.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/HP-Mini-Note-2133-300x180.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/HP-Mini-Note-2133-1024x614.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/HP-Mini-Note-2133-768x461.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/HP-Mini-Note-2133-1536x922.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/HP-Mini-Note-2133-2048x1229.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That right there is the venerable HP Mini Note 2133.\u00a0 I bought that back in 2008 when it came out.\u00a0 It has a 9 inch screen, a Via C7-M processor, and a really, really nice keyboard.\u00a0 I remember back when I bought this thing, the awesome keyboard and big screen were its selling features among more diminutive netbooks.<\/p>\n<p>I used this thing &#8211; surprise surprise &#8211; for playing games on it.\u00a0 My version was the one that originally came with a tiny 4GB SSD and SUSE Linux pre-installed.\u00a0 There was also an alternate, and probably more popular version that came with a larger hard drive and Windows Vista Starter Edition (remember that nonsense?) pre-installed.<\/p>\n<p>I soon found the 2008 version of SUSE Linux to be way too restrictive to do anything, so I went about installing Windows XP on it.\u00a0 HP never officially supported that with drivers, but I found suitable drivers for every single aspect of this thing&#8217;s hardware, including the webcam.<\/p>\n<p>And since I had installed Windows XP on my netbook, I could then fully load it up with games and emulators.\u00a0 This is where I ran into the limitations of the hardware.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Netbook-CPU-benchmarks.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13569\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Netbook-CPU-benchmarks-300x162.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"162\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Netbook-CPU-benchmarks-300x162.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Netbook-CPU-benchmarks.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This computer is (and was) the slowest and weakest Windows XP machine I&#8217;ve ever owned.\u00a0 Even my vintage 2004 Compaq laptop with a Pentium 4 runs circles around it.\u00a0 But I was able to run plenty of older games and some emulators on it.\u00a0 More about that coming up.<\/p>\n<p>I used this thing on and off, and eventually packed it away when the original battery died.\u00a0 With these particular netbooks, if the battery is completely dead, they won&#8217;t even turn on any more.\u00a0 But with the desire to sit in a more comfortable chair while I do some gaming, I pulled this thing out again.\u00a0 I bought a replacement battery which is twice as big as the original, and now it works like new again.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/HP-Mini-Note-2133-screenshot.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13570\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/HP-Mini-Note-2133-screenshot-300x180.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/HP-Mini-Note-2133-screenshot-300x180.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/HP-Mini-Note-2133-screenshot-1024x614.png 1024w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/HP-Mini-Note-2133-screenshot-768x461.png 768w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/HP-Mini-Note-2133-screenshot.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here now is a run-down of the emulated game systems which I can run on this little thing, and the emulators which I use.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Apple II &#8211; AppleWin<\/li>\n<li>Atari 2600 &#8211; Z26<\/li>\n<li>Odyssey\u00b2 &#8211; O2EM<\/li>\n<li>Intellivision &#8211; Nostalgia<\/li>\n<li>Commodore 64 &#8211; CCS64<\/li>\n<li>Coleco Vision &#8211; MEKA<\/li>\n<li>Atari 5200 &#8211; Altirra<\/li>\n<li>NES &#8211; Nestopia<\/li>\n<li>Sega SG-1000 &#8211; MEKA<\/li>\n<li>Sega Master System &#8211; MEKA<\/li>\n<li>TurboGrafx 16 &#8211; Magic Engine<\/li>\n<li>Sega Genesis &#8211; Kega Fusion<\/li>\n<li>TurboGrafx CD &#8211; Magic Engine<\/li>\n<li>Game Boy &#8211; BGB<\/li>\n<li>Neo Geo &#8211; NeoRageX<\/li>\n<li>Sega Game Gear &#8211; MEKA<\/li>\n<li>Super Nintendo &#8211; ZMZ (Snes9x with a ZSNES interface)<\/li>\n<li>Sega CD &#8211; Kega Fusion<\/li>\n<li>Sega 32X &#8211; Kega Fusion<\/li>\n<li>PlayStation &#8211; ePSXe<\/li>\n<li>Game Boy Color &#8211; BGB<\/li>\n<li>Game Boy Advance &#8211; No$GBA<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>See <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=10281\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">my post here about emulation on Windows XP<\/a> to see more details about these emulators, and where to get them.<\/p>\n<p>This provides me with quite a quantity and variety of great 8-bit and 16-bit games to play.\u00a0 Not every game runs smoothly, due to the weak processor inside that netbook, and not all of those emulators are known for being super accurate.\u00a0 But I can still play through plenty of old games this way, and resting this little netbook on my legs while I recline in a chair is pretty comfortable too.\u00a0 A wired USB controller makes things a little less portable, but there are supposedly wireless USB controllers that work with Windows XP, if that&#8217;s your thing.<\/p>\n<p>So if you&#8217;re poor like me, and you want a comfortable portable gaming solution, and you can&#8217;t afford a newfangled handheld PC, then dig out your old netbook.\u00a0 Buy one cheap from somewhere, because these things are essentially useless for anything else these days.\u00a0 Chances are you&#8217;ll even have a better experience than I was able to get, because the Intel Atom processors seem to be about twice as powerful as the little Via chip inside my Mini Note.<\/p>\n<p>As I said before, let&#8217;s get that &#8220;Re-use&#8221; part of the three Rs of recycling going, and put some old hardware to use again.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Want a portable gaming system with a large screen and full Windows compatibility?\u00a0 Don&#8217;t have several hundreds of dollars to spend on the Steam Deck or one of its knock-offs? Get a used netbook! That right there is the venerable HP Mini Note 2133.\u00a0 I bought that back in 2008 when it came out.\u00a0 It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4,474,38,26],"tags":[280,626],"class_list":["post-13566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","category-linux","category-video-game-consoles","category-video-games","category-windows","tag-netbook","tag-portable-gaming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13566"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13572,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13566\/revisions\/13572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}