{"id":1472,"date":"2010-08-17T19:52:40","date_gmt":"2010-08-18T01:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1472"},"modified":"2010-08-22T16:55:41","modified_gmt":"2010-08-22T22:55:41","slug":"adventures-in-servicepackland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1472","title":{"rendered":"Adventures in Servicepackland"},"content":{"rendered":"

FUCK.\u00a0 This is one exciting blog I maintain here, isn’t it?\u00a0 I mean, where else on the vast interwebs can you go to read what some random dipshit has to say about computers, old music and his perverted sexual interest in female androids?<\/p>\n

Nowheres, that’s wheres.<\/p>\n

If you want a gateway to the new “Information Super Highway”, then all you need to do is type this into Netscape Navigator’s “U.R.L.” bar:<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.lycos.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n

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\nFor all those who just lowered the newspaper, looked askew over their bifocals and shifted their tobacco pipe playfully from one corner of their mouth to the same corner of their mouth, just in a different position, yes!\u00a0 The “World Wide Web” will one day be the sum of human knowledge at your fingertips on a sleek and modern “Personal Computer”!<\/p>\n

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