{"id":149,"date":"2010-01-09T22:18:27","date_gmt":"2010-01-10T05:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=149"},"modified":"2010-01-09T22:18:27","modified_gmt":"2010-01-10T05:18:27","slug":"what-the-fuck-is-this-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=149","title":{"rendered":"What the fuck is this shit?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Seriously?\u00a0 What the fuck is this company doing calling this thing a robot?\u00a0 And what the fuck gives them the idea that anyone would want to have sex with this ugly fucking thing?<\/p>\n

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\n“True Companion”?\u00a0 More like “True Mistake”.<\/p>\n

For the love of all things scientific, I want a fembot of my own more than 99.9% of other people, maybe more than anyone… and I wouldn’t get near this hideous monstrosity.\u00a0 It’s gross.\u00a0 It’s disgusting.\u00a0 It’s a horrid corruption of all things womanly and android-like.<\/p>\n

And it doesn’t even fucking DO anything.\u00a0 So much hype for something so lame.\u00a0 And lame is the perfect word to use on this crap.<\/p>\n

This thing is almost as ugly as the “androids” produced by that First Androids company in Germany.\u00a0 Those things are a whole class of frighteningly ugly all to themselves.\u00a0 This comes in right under that.\u00a0 And right above the extremely creepy, nightmare causing “Boy Toy” line of RealDolls from Abyss… who should fucking well know better.<\/p>\n

And while I’m close to the topic of “things I don’t want in a fembot”, I’ll say that personality is one of them.\u00a0 This thing (supposedly) has 5 personalities.\u00a0 My ex had at least two.\u00a0 Is that a good thing?\u00a0 Fuck no.<\/p>\n

I want a real woman for her personality and her companionship.\u00a0 I want a fembot for its lack of a personality and for its artificiality.\u00a0 I want a fembot who can talk intelligently to me about what it is and how it differs from a human.<\/p>\n

I don’t want a glorified chatbot program running inside something that throws out retarded porn movie dialogue samples.<\/p>\n

What a shitty way to start.\u00a0 Don’t call this thing a robot, robots of the future will be ashamed of it, and that will be one more reason for them to eliminate us.<\/p>\n

Okay, that last statement was a joke.\u00a0 But so is the fucking “Roxxxy”.\u00a0\u00a0 So we’re even.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Seriously?\u00a0 What the fuck is this company doing calling this thing a robot?\u00a0 And what the fuck gives them the idea that anyone would want to have sex with this ugly fucking thing? “True Companion”?\u00a0 More like “True Mistake”. For the love of all things scientific, I want a fembot of my own more than […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[86,95,93,94],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fembots","tag-complaining","tag-hype","tag-mistake","tag-swindle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":151,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions\/151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}