{"id":1537,"date":"2010-09-07T20:44:41","date_gmt":"2010-09-08T02:44:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1537"},"modified":"2010-09-06T17:47:05","modified_gmt":"2010-09-06T23:47:05","slug":"defraggler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1537","title":{"rendered":"Defraggler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks again to the intrepid Uncle Furry, I&#8217;ve found out about a great program from the makers of CCleaner.\u00a0 It&#8217;s called Defraggler, and if you use that steaming pile of shit known as Windows Vista, you need this program.<\/p>\n<p>See, since the old old days of Windows 95, Microsoft has included a utility to defragment hard drives.\u00a0 The one for Vista, well, sucks.\u00a0 It&#8217;s basically a screen with a scheduler&#8230; which is good, and then a button.\u00a0 When you press the button, you see that silly-ass little blue circle rotating for what can be &#8220;minutes to hours&#8221;, and you see no other information about what the defragmenting utility is doing, and how long it&#8217;s mysterious workings might take.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out, Vista&#8217;s defragmenter isn&#8217;t doing squat.\u00a0 I think the whole application is a fucking decoy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/DuckDecoy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1538\" title=\"DuckDecoy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/DuckDecoy-248x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"248\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/DuckDecoy-248x300.jpg 248w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/DuckDecoy.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 248px) 100vw, 248px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nDefraggler graphically displays the blocks of a drive and colour codes them to show progress.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/defraggler01.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1539\" title=\"defraggler01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/defraggler01-300x223.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/defraggler01-300x223.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/defraggler01.png 522w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPretty fucking snazzy.\u00a0 It&#8217;s also actually, you know, DOING something.\u00a0 There are also a bunch more features, like the ability to defragment selected files or exclude them&#8230; but I haven&#8217;t used the program much so I will reserve comment on those.<\/p>\n<p>So leave it to Microsoft to sell you a bill of goods again.\u00a0 I just wish Defraggler would work on my new\/old Windows 98 laptop that I basically only use to play old video games like Civilization II.\u00a0 The defrag application on that won&#8217;t work for some reason.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks again to the intrepid Uncle Furry, I&#8217;ve found out about a great program from the makers of CCleaner.\u00a0 It&#8217;s called Defraggler, and if you use that steaming pile of shit known as Windows Vista, you need this program. 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