{"id":1582,"date":"2010-09-27T20:10:48","date_gmt":"2010-09-28T02:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1582"},"modified":"2010-09-27T20:10:48","modified_gmt":"2010-09-28T02:10:48","slug":"its-summertime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1582","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Summertime!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well break out the fucking pointy party hats and such because Calgary is getting some nice weather again.\u00a0 We&#8217;re not breaking any records, I&#8217;m sure, but this is the kind of weather we usually get in July and August.\u00a0 And it will be here for a week.\u00a0 And it&#8217;s probably the reason why I was stricken with such a massive headache on Friday.<\/p>\n<p>The pressure has stabilized now, so I&#8217;m okay.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t panic, I&#8217;m OKAY.<\/p>\n<p>Also, don&#8217;t picnic, I&#8217;m O&#8217;Shea.\u00a0 Ever wonder just how far down I&#8217;ll stoop to make a stupid pun or &#8220;funny&#8221; comment?\u00a0 Pretty far.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;ll enjoy this good weather while it lasts.\u00a0 The previous week saw some damn cold temperatures&#8230; below freezing at night and everything.\u00a0 That&#8217;s what I get for living in a high-altitude, high-latitude city.<\/p>\n<p>I remembered an extremely funny and, oddly enough, clean joke today.\u00a0 But now I&#8217;ve forgotten what it was.\u00a0 So how bout just the punchline to another joke?<\/p>\n<p>A: \u00cb\u2122\u00ca\u2021no \u00c7\u009d\u00ca\u0152\u00c4\u00b1\u00c9\u00b9p u\u00c9\u0090\u00c9\u201d \u00c7\u009d\u00ca\u008d pu\u00c9\u0090 s\u00ca\u017d\u00c7\u009d\u00ca\u017e \u00ca\u017d\u00c9\u00af pu\u00c4\u00b1\u00c9\u0178 \u00c7\u009d\u00c9\u00af dl\u00c7\u009dH<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well break out the fucking pointy party hats and such because Calgary is getting some nice weather again.\u00a0 We&#8217;re not breaking any records, I&#8217;m sure, but this is the kind of weather we usually get in July and August.\u00a0 And it will be here for a week.\u00a0 And it&#8217;s probably the reason why I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[326,218],"class_list":["post-1582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-weather","tag-weather-headaches"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1582"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1583,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582\/revisions\/1583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}