{"id":17,"date":"2009-12-07T21:50:50","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T04:50:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=17"},"modified":"2009-12-07T21:50:50","modified_gmt":"2009-12-08T04:50:50","slug":"the-joys-of-a-mind-of-mush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":"The joys of a mind of mush"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was all set to start my &#8220;Song of the Day&#8221; feature today.\u00a0 That&#8217;s when shuffle on the iPod brings up one of those truly excellent songs that I just have to share with people.<\/p>\n<p>Today, it was &#8220;Strange World&#8221; by Iron Maiden.\u00a0 Great song&#8230; but&#8230; uh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t think of anything else but the AMAZING phone sex session I just had.\u00a0 I talked to a lovely young lady who sounds extremely sexy talking in an emotionless robotic monotone and saying &#8220;Yes Master&#8221; a lot.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d say more about my fembotic phone sex dalliances now, but I&#8217;m too tired.\u00a0 Suffice to say that I will have a big sloppy grin on my face for at least a day thanks to that willing and sexy woman. :D<\/p>\n<p>Phone sex is expensive, but in this case, money does buy happiness. :P<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was all set to start my &#8220;Song of the Day&#8221; feature today.\u00a0 That&#8217;s when shuffle on the iPod brings up one of those truly excellent songs that I just have to share with people. Today, it was &#8220;Strange World&#8221; by Iron Maiden.\u00a0 Great song&#8230; but&#8230; uh&#8230; I can&#8217;t think of anything else but the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,13,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fembots","category-phone-sex","category-song-of-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions\/19"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}