I found it!\u00a0 I freaking found it!<\/p>\n
This was a dream I had some years ago.\u00a0 I wrote it out as a chat in Yahoo Messenger to my buddy Keizo after I woke up.\u00a0 I’ve tried to find this text file for years now too.\u00a0 I finally found it looking through some old documents in the virtual installation of Windows XP that I use inside Ubuntu.\u00a0 Who woulda thunk it?<\/p>\n
So without further ado, here it is!<\/p>\n
Robotman: I was at some peoples house, and through conversation i learned that i was in some alternate universe where everyone was a furry Well, I hope you enjoyed that.\u00a0 The blank replies there were emoticons of some sort.\u00a0 I just copied and pasted this from a Yahoo Messenger chat archive back then and never bothered to fill those in. :P<\/p>\n And now, more sleep!<\/p>\n Also, spot the Pink Floyd reference. ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I found it!\u00a0 I freaking found it! This was a dream I had some years ago.\u00a0 I wrote it out as a chat in Yahoo Messenger to my buddy Keizo after I woke up.\u00a0 I’ve tried to find this text file for years now too.\u00a0 I finally found it looking through some old documents in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[111],"tags":[562,112,114,113],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams","tag-dreams","tag-furries","tag-pink-floyd","tag-yahoo-messenger"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":181,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions\/181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nRobotman:
\nKeizo: Dude.
\nRobotman: i also ended up admitting that i liked the hot bot chicks, and i got chased until i remembered to go back through some hole in some closet where i came in
\nKeizo: Damn!
\nRobotman: i now had some chick with me, a girlfriend i assume. when we got to the other side, we kissed and i gave her a .22
\nRobotman: i pulled out my bigger gun (which i always carry around, ya know\u00a0 )
\nKeizo: Of course
\nRobotman: and i said “I have to find out what kind of universe this is” and i left her guarding the portal
\nRobotman: then i took some 10 year old kid with me, he was like a son i guess
\nKeizo: Weird
\nRobotman: i gave him another .22 (i had LOTS of guns) and we hitailed it through the streets
\nKeizo: Sounds good
\nRobotman: it looked like europe, and actually it might have because there were roving gangs of soccer players\/fans
\nKeizo: lol
\nRobotman: lo i naturally said i was a huge ‘football’ fan (\u00a0 ) and went on my way with the kid
\nKeizo: Good thing they didn’t ask which team!
\nRobotman: we overturned some small car like a mini full of fat people (strange)
\nRobotman: lol
\nKeizo:
\nRobotman: then I looked up at this appartment building. “This is the place.” I said
\nRobotman: so we went inside and i told the kid “if you see anyone come up to you, just kill them. make sure you hit them the first shot because you’ll only get one.”
\nRobotman: he nodded and we heard people coming, so we hid
\nKeizo: That’s good advise
\nKeizo:
\nRobotman: it was then i noticed that the house was decorated 50s style, we ended up hiding behind a really neat looking fridge
\nRobotman: lol, always dude
\nRobotman: then when the footsteps passed I said “we have to get out of here” so we went to the balcony
\nRobotman: suddenly, the ground floor appt i entered was now 2 floors up over a very nice chinese landscape style rock garden
\nRobotman: really nice view
\nKeizo: cool
\nRobotman: anyway, i said “can’t go that way, we’ll have to blast our way out.”
\nKeizo: cooler
\nRobotman: the kid nodded, and I went first
\nRobotman: i immediately saw this ultra hot chick in a silver rubber outfit, kind of like that movie “Chrome” but not metal
\nKeizo: Coolest
\nRobotman: she saw me and reached for her hip holster, and for some reason i no longer had a gun in my hanf but had to pull one out of my jacket pocket
\nRobotman: i did just in time and shot her in the stomach
\nRobotman: i was about to say sorry when my dad came downstairs and woke me by taking my old busted chair away
\nRobotman:
\nRobotman:
\nKeizo: Did she bleed or spark?
\nRobotman: weird huh?
\nRobotman: she bled
\nKeizo: Damn
\nRobotman: i felt real bad because she was HOT
\nKeizo: Yeah. That’s bad
\nRobotman: anyway, as a funny end story, my dad took the chair away and put it in the back of the house to be thrown out
\nRobotman: ….. i still need it though until the new chair is assembled
\nKeizo: Crazy
\n………………………………………………….
\nRobotman: shit, you know what?
\nKeizo: ?
\nRobotman: i don’t know if it was the same dream, but i saw you dressed in a samurai outfit (with matching hair) and you were showing off your sword to someone like you were gonna slice his head off
\nKeizo:
\nRobotman: and I said “careful with that sword, Keizo”
\nRobotman:
\nKeizo: \\LOL
\nRobotman: i just remembered that now
\nRobotman: too weird man<\/em><\/p>\n