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<\/a>\nGo ahead, scroll through it.\u00a0 There’s lots of fembots too.\u00a0 And bad grammar.\u00a0 And sentence fragments.<\/p>\n
Okay, now that you’ve seen the kind of drek that I force upon unsuspecting visitors, let’s take a look at how the average spam comment is composed:<\/p>\n
Comment from:<\/em> Okay, do I really need to break it down to show you what is so wrong with these statements?\u00a0 If you have ever read ANYTHING on this blog, you will know that nowhere in these pages is there anything:<\/p>\n And most of these spam comments seem to try to attach themselves to only 2 posts that I’ve made on this blog… I won’t tell you which ones because that will dilute the magic.\u00a0 But rest assured, nothing in those posts would ever get any rational praise from a thinking person looking for help with anything that made sense in a realistic way in the here and now in this world under the sun.<\/p>\n Whatever and ever, Amen.<\/p>\n So, I say to you spammers…..<\/p>\n wait, wait…<\/p>\n I will get “The Barron” from the obscure but delightful 1996 PC strategy game “Lords of the Realm 2” to say it:<\/p>\n You will never see any approved spam comments on this here blog.\u00a0 Spam comments are so damn easy to spot, it’s like I’ve set up the ultimate filter for them. The ultimate filter I says! Here’s how it works.\u00a0 You see the content of this blog?\u00a0 You see how it is composed?\u00a0 It’s mainly stupid […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[417,342],"class_list":["post-1843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-spam","tag-stupid-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1843"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1850,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843\/revisions\/1850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\n“Oh, Hi!\u00a0 I am so glad I found your wonderful blog!\u00a0 It is so full of useful instructions and knowledge, and it really helped me along with my search!\u00a0 I found exactly what I was looking for!\u00a0 I’ve added your blog to my RSS feed, please visit my facebook page and like me! SHITTY WEBSITE REDACTED”<\/em><\/p>\n\n
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