{"id":1907,"date":"2012-12-04T19:52:29","date_gmt":"2012-12-05T02:52:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1907"},"modified":"2012-12-04T19:52:51","modified_gmt":"2012-12-05T02:52:51","slug":"ensure-pizza-dumping-envy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=1907","title":{"rendered":"Ensure Pizza Dumping Envy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/watchout4snakes.com\/creativitytools\/randomword\/randomwordplus.aspx\" target=\"_blank\">The title of this blog post is brought to you by automated means.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m grumpy and cranky and listening to Italian disco songs from the late 70s and early 80s.\u00a0 I work for people who are crooked liars.\u00a0 But now I&#8217;m bringing you down.\u00a0 Sorry about that.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, there is absolutely no reason for me to post this except that I&#8217;m perusing Google image search for &#8220;space girl&#8221; + &#8220;fembot&#8221; and I found this interesting image, which seems to depict David Lee Roth attacking some poor used car salesman:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/tumblr_mczyu0UDzW1qzlnx8o1_1280.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1908\" title=\"tumblr_mczyu0UDzW1qzlnx8o1_1280\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/tumblr_mczyu0UDzW1qzlnx8o1_1280-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/tumblr_mczyu0UDzW1qzlnx8o1_1280-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/tumblr_mczyu0UDzW1qzlnx8o1_1280.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And that chick in the bathtub refuses to help.\u00a0 The 80s were crazy times, man.<\/p>\n<p>Here are some more randomly generated words:<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Server Error in &#8216;\/CreativityTools&#8217; Application.<\/h1>\n<hr style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" size=\"1\" width=\"100%\" \/>\n<h2 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Validation of viewstate MAC failed. If this application is hosted by a Web Farm or cluster, ensure that &lt;machineKey&gt; configuration specifies the same validationKey and validation algorithm. AutoGenerate cannot be used in a cluster.<\/em><\/h2>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,SunSans-Regular,sans-serif;\"> <strong> Description: <\/strong>An unhandled exception occurred during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong> Exception Details: <\/strong>System.Web.HttpException: Validation of viewstate MAC failed. If this application is hosted by a Web Farm or cluster, ensure that &lt;machineKey&gt; configuration specifies the same validationKey and validation algorithm. AutoGenerate cannot be used in a cluster.<\/p>\n<p>Oh fuck!\u00a0 I broke that website!\u00a0 Sorry!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The title of this blog post is brought to you by automated means. I&#8217;m grumpy and cranky and listening to Italian disco songs from the late 70s and early 80s.\u00a0 I work for people who are crooked liars.\u00a0 But now I&#8217;m bringing you down.\u00a0 Sorry about that. Anyway, there is absolutely no reason for me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[46,433],"class_list":["post-1907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-80s","tag-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1907"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1907\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1911,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1907\/revisions\/1911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}