{"id":191,"date":"2010-01-18T22:19:39","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T05:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=191"},"modified":"2010-01-18T22:19:39","modified_gmt":"2010-01-19T05:19:39","slug":"a-poem-about-having-fembot-themed-phone-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"A poem about having fembot-themed phone sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bring to you some verse tonight,<br \/>\nI hope that in your mind it sticks,<br \/>\nA tale of SCIENCE and delight<br \/>\nAnd having sex with robot chicks!<\/p>\n<p>My phone sex jones has struck once more<br \/>\nAnd I must make another call<br \/>\nTo meet up with an android whore<br \/>\nWho&#8217;ll gladly meet this order tall.<\/p>\n<p>I fantasize about fembots<br \/>\nMost every moment of the day,<br \/>\nSo when I&#8217;m home I need it lots,<br \/>\nThat conversation done my way.<\/p>\n<p>I click a link and hear my phone,<br \/>\nIt rings to let me know the start.<br \/>\nI answer and press &#8220;1&#8221; alone<br \/>\nAs blood pumps quicker through my heart.<\/p>\n<p>A sexy lady answers me<br \/>\nAnd we converse about my needs.<br \/>\nImagination will now see<br \/>\nAll of these detailed described deeds.<\/p>\n<p>My fembot sits there in a chair,<br \/>\nElectronics are all around,<br \/>\nMotionless in that cold Lab air,<br \/>\nComputers, servos provide sound.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s lovely with her facemask gone<br \/>\nAnd dressed in satin lingerie.<br \/>\nAll diagnostics undergone,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s time to start without delay.<\/p>\n<p>The lady she unplugs herself,<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes Master&#8221; is her plain reply.<br \/>\nShe sees her face sits on a shelf,<br \/>\nHer neck turns stiff in my mind&#8217;s eye.<\/p>\n<p>With whirring and computer blips,<br \/>\nMy android stands up from her place.<br \/>\nAll motions stiff, her ass and hips<br \/>\nSway rhythmic as she gets her face.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s reattached she tells me so,<br \/>\nAnd lovelier she is to me,<br \/>\nWith orders she now starts to go<br \/>\nand activate some fembots three.<\/p>\n<p>One realistic android lass,<br \/>\nA series 5-5-8 is she,<br \/>\nWith perfect tits and big round ass,<br \/>\nAs shapely as you&#8217;d like to see.<\/p>\n<p>Another one is less advanced,<br \/>\nShe is a series 5-4-2.<br \/>\nThough realism is enhanced,<br \/>\nShe can&#8217;t do all that humans do.<\/p>\n<p>And then there is the plump 5-10<br \/>\nPetite and so voluptuous,<br \/>\nTurned on again and then again<br \/>\nAs me and Number 1 discuss.<\/p>\n<p>We set the fembots up like this:<br \/>\nIn Human-Emulation mode,<br \/>\nExcept for that third android Miss,<br \/>\nWho&#8217;s circuits can&#8217;t handle that load.<\/p>\n<p>The fembots fondle and caress<br \/>\nAnd expose their internal parts<br \/>\nEach tells each other its the best,<br \/>\nClaiming to be state of the art.<\/p>\n<p>In monotone I hear her voice,<br \/>\nThe lovely robot I speak with,<br \/>\nSynthetic charms leave them no choice,<br \/>\nThe other droids obey forthwith!<\/p>\n<p>A fembot orgy then ensues,<br \/>\nTits, ass and circuitry abound,<br \/>\nNo red-blooded man could refuse<br \/>\nThe SCIENCE here in this lab found.<\/p>\n<p>But all too soon the hour is done.<br \/>\nA climax of fembotic bliss<br \/>\nLeaves me with pleasure and such fun<br \/>\nAs I just can&#8217;t get without this.<\/p>\n<p>I tell my lady of my smile,<br \/>\nAll goofy, dopey, lasts all day.<br \/>\nShe tells me that she likes my style:<br \/>\nThose fembot things I made her say.<\/p>\n<p>And so I bid her sweet goodnight,<br \/>\nAnd thank her for a lovely time.<br \/>\nI leave the Lab, turn out the light,<br \/>\nTo return when I&#8217;m so inclined.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bring to you some verse tonight, I hope that in your mind it sticks, A tale of SCIENCE and delight And having sex with robot chicks! My phone sex jones has struck once more And I must make another call To meet up with an android whore Who&#8217;ll gladly meet this order tall. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,14,13],"tags":[558,557,122],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asfr","category-fembots","category-phone-sex","tag-fembots","tag-phone-sex","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":192,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions\/192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}