{"id":2029,"date":"2013-04-02T20:45:54","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T02:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=2029"},"modified":"2013-04-02T20:57:59","modified_gmt":"2013-04-03T02:57:59","slug":"pharaoh-and-the-pirate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=2029","title":{"rendered":"Pharaoh and the Pirate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been having a delightful time playing old PC video games on my Windows 98 laptop.\u00a0 As described below, it&#8217;s a fairly new cheap laptop that runs Lubuntu as its OS and runs Windows 98 in Virtualbox.<\/p>\n<p>So I decided to fill up the massive 10GB hard drive I gave it in VB by installing some of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sierra_Entertainment\" target=\"_blank\">Sierra<\/a>&#8216;s city-building games on it.\u00a0 I already had <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Caesar_II\" target=\"_blank\">Caesar II<\/a> installed, so I busted out my game CDs that I bought more than 10 years ago and installed <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Caesar_III\" target=\"_blank\">Caesar 3<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pharaoh_%28video_game%29http:\/\/\" target=\"_blank\">Pharaoh<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pharaoh_%28video_game%29#Game_Description\" target=\"_blank\">Cleopatra<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Zeus:_Master_of_Olympus\" target=\"_blank\">Zeus<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Poseidon:_Master_of_Atlantis\" target=\"_blank\">Poseidon<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Emperor:_Rise_of_the_Middle_Kingdom\" target=\"_blank\">Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I never really learned how to play these games properly, but I&#8217;m playing through the beginner\/tutorial missions in Pharaoh right now.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s what the third round looks like.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Pharaoh.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2024\" alt=\"Pharaoh\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Pharaoh-300x225.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Pharaoh-300x225.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Pharaoh.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nI can&#8217;t seem to get enough figs.\u00a0 Before I started this mission, I was told that farms don&#8217;t need road access.\u00a0 Then when I started, I found out that farms need road access.\u00a0 I was lied to!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a pic from later in the game I snagged from the interwebs.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Pharaoh_profilelarge.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2023\" alt=\"Pharaoh_profilelarge\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Pharaoh_profilelarge-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Pharaoh_profilelarge-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Pharaoh_profilelarge.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nVery cool looking game, and as with a lot of Sierra&#8217;s games, the music is phenomenal too.\u00a0 I have actually taken music from this game and Emperor and listened to them as albums on my mp3 player a few times before, it&#8217;s that good.<\/p>\n<p>But back to the installations.\u00a0 All but the last of these city-building games installed for me without a hitch, and I&#8217;m able to run them in my virtual Windows 98 in glorious 1024 x 768 screen resolution.\u00a0 Emperor however, is a problem.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/emperor5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2027\" alt=\"emperor5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/emperor5-212x300.jpg\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/emperor5-212x300.jpg 212w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/emperor5.jpg 421w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nNo, not that Emperor.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/9FU3.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2028\" alt=\"9FU3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/9FU3-300x199.jpeg\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/9FU3-300x199.jpeg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/9FU3.jpeg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nClose, but not quite.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Emperor-Rise-of-the-Middle-Kingdom-4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2025\" alt=\"Emperor-Rise of the Middle Kingdom 4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Emperor-Rise-of-the-Middle-Kingdom-4-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Emperor-Rise-of-the-Middle-Kingdom-4-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Emperor-Rise-of-the-Middle-Kingdom-4.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/emperor_rise_of_the_middle_kingdom_pc_7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2026\" alt=\"emperor_rise_of_the_middle_kingdom_pc_7\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/emperor_rise_of_the_middle_kingdom_pc_7-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/emperor_rise_of_the_middle_kingdom_pc_7-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/emperor_rise_of_the_middle_kingdom_pc_7.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThat&#8217;s the one.<\/p>\n<p>After I installed it, I couldn&#8217;t get it to run.\u00a0 I got an error message stating &#8220;wrong disc&#8221; or some such.\u00a0 This is &#8220;bollocks&#8221; (to borrow a proper English term) as I bought the original actual fucking game disc.\u00a0 I can&#8217;t get it to run even on my XP computer.\u00a0 This really fucking pisses me off because the reason I can&#8217;t get it to run is likely some fucking DRM bullshit that got included in it.<\/p>\n<p>So I pirated the fuck out of it.\u00a0 Yep, I downloaded a working version of the game I already bought just so I could actually play it.\u00a0 Pretty sad.<\/p>\n<p>Also pretty sad to think what happened to the once mighty Sierra publishing house.\u00a0 They used to make great games.\u00a0 Now, they don&#8217;t really exist.\u00a0 Guess DRM doesn&#8217;t save businesses as much as putting out quality products.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been having a delightful time playing old PC video games on my Windows 98 laptop.\u00a0 As described below, it&#8217;s a fairly new cheap laptop that runs Lubuntu as its OS and runs Windows 98 in Virtualbox. 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