{"id":203,"date":"2010-01-20T21:43:38","date_gmt":"2010-01-21T04:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=203"},"modified":"2010-01-20T21:43:38","modified_gmt":"2010-01-21T04:43:38","slug":"so-i-found-that-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=203","title":{"rendered":"So I found that song…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nAAAAAAH!!!\u00a0 MAKE IT STOP!!!!!<\/p>\n

Those god damned 80s!\u00a0 The only good thing I can say about this video<\/a> is that it has brief scenes of ladies dancing robot style.\u00a0 I can say lots of bad things about it.<\/p>\n

Let’s talk about what Ms. Slick is saying, shall we?\u00a0 As I was telling my friend Keizo earlier tonight, this is what she sounds like to me:<\/p>\n

Robotman: and grace slick is saying shit like “Didn’t I tell you to put a sweater on before you went outside?\u00a0 And now you’ve caught a cold!\u00a0 Don’t come to me for chicken soup!”
\nRobotman: not literally, but she sounds like she’s complaining and being all I-Told-You-So like<\/em><\/p>\n

Fuck, the 80s were such a disaster for Rock Music (pronounce that RAWK, remember that kids.\u00a0 Halfway between ROCK and RACK.)\u00a0 The only good thing that happened in the 80s for music was rap and hip-hop.\u00a0 That’s what you get when an art form goes stagnant I guess.<\/p>\n

Look at this now<\/a>.\u00a0 Compare the level of vitality in what this kid does to that tired fucking burnout that was 80s Grace Slick.<\/p>\n

Here’s another pencil-desk virtuoso<\/a>.<\/p>\n

HOLY FUCK!!!\u00a0 No, I’m not joking now.\u00a0 This is all you need to make music.\u00a0 You don’t need the rock industry infrastructure.\u00a0 We don’t need that fucking “industry” one bit.\u00a0 All you need is creativity, a desk and pencils.<\/p>\n

Axl Rose (that narcissistic fucking ginger dipstick) took what… 15 fucking years to release the next “Guns N’ Roses” album?\u00a0 It still sucked.\u00a0 I know it’s been said before, but Rock Music is dead.\u00a0 Everything I love about it happened from about 1969 to 1976.<\/p>\n

This post tonight is bereft of jokes.\u00a0 So here’s something funny to watch<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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