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<\/a><\/p>\nGreedy, avaricious, gluttonous scum-sucking lowlifes all of you!<\/p>\n
I’m never buying an inkjet printer again.\u00a0 For the amount of sheer hassle I get, for the wasted money spent on ink and paper when things fuck up, for having to shell out big fucking money for a new fucking printer instead of being able to fix my fucking printer, for not releasing proper drivers for Linux and for TELLING ME THERE’S NO INK LEFT IN THE FUCKING PRINTER CARTRIDGE AND NOT ALLOWING ME TO PRINT ANYTHING EVEN THOUGH THERE IS FUCKING INK LEFT IN THE FUCKING CARTRIDGE YOU FUCKING CRIMINALS!!!!!!!<\/p>\n
Okay, I feel better now.\u00a0 Where was I…….<\/p>\n
Ah yes.\u00a0 I’m going to buy a laserjet next time.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The cost will end up about the same.\u00a0 And I’m going to look into getting something NOT made by Hewlett Packard.\u00a0 My first inkjet was an HP 722C deskjet.\u00a0 The fucking thing is built like a tank.\u00a0 A tank that shoots out printed pages, but a tank nonetheless.<\/p>\n
The only reason I can no longer use it is because HP no longer makes ink for it.\u00a0 I got some replacement cartridges from another manufacturer, but they don’t work.\u00a0 Not at all.<\/p>\n
The only reason I had kept that thing around is because it’s the only printer I had that could print envelopes.\u00a0 I just figured out how to do that on my newer printer, the one I want to destroy with a fucking hammer.\u00a0 This new printer of mine is an HP C8180.\u00a0 I think the most reliable part of that printer is the CD-DVD drive.\u00a0 That’s not a joke, look down a few posts to see me talking about how I was playing a game on my PC using my printer.<\/p>\n
This fucking printer though, is a god damned joke.\u00a0 It has a touch-sensitive screen on the front.\u00a0 Now, I think having a screen on a printer is a little like having a CD-DVD drive in a printer.\u00a0 Nice, but not necessary.\u00a0 This touch screen doesn’t display useful information as much as it displays FUCKING ADVERTISMENTS.\u00a0 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I’ve already bought the fucking printer.\u00a0 I don’t need to be bombarded with ads every time I glance over at the fucking thing to see why it’s failed to fucking print AGAIN.<\/p>\n
And this piece of shit fails to print more often than it prints.\u00a0 It is continuously telling me it’s out of paper.\u00a0 Fucking garbage.<\/p>\n
On the plus side, the built-in scanner is fast.<\/p>\n
On the minus side FUCK YOU HEWLETT PACKARD!!!<\/p>\n
I remember their CEO was involved in some very sketchy practices a while back.\u00a0 Do a Google search for pretexting + email + HP + CEO<\/a> and you will get the whole sordid tale.\u00a0 Lies are just good corporate practice, apparently.\u00a0 Whatever pads the bottom line.<\/p>\n And she’s now a politician, after being forced out of her CEO position.<\/p>\n And some people wonder why this world is turning to shit.<\/p>\n I have to say it one more time…. FUCK YOU HEWLETT PACKARD!!!<\/p>\n That’s not even all I have to say about bad printers… I have a doozy of a story to tell about a piece of shit I bought from the criminal ass-rapers at Dymo.<\/p>\n Till next time!<\/p>\n