A friend of mine told me that he read my “Pope” post while he was delirious and hallucinating from a bad fever caused by a cold.\u00a0 That’s fucking hilarious.\u00a0 See how I mock you and your infirmity!\u00a0 Mock!<\/p>\n
Tonight’s post is all about how I got that jones again.\u00a0 Gosh dern, I’m in the need of some more of that phone-sex lovin’.\u00a0 I had a crappy day at work,\u00a0 It’s not too busy.\u00a0 Usually that’s the problem.<\/p>\n
No, today and all fucking year except for about 4 days spread out so far, it’s been quite fucking dead where I work.\u00a0 We’re about to be inundated, I understand.\u00a0 That’s no help now.<\/p>\n
I’d rather be at home doing things than at work not doing anything.\u00a0 I still get home at the same time in the evening, so I still have no time to get into these little projects and hobbies of mine.<\/p>\n
There is however, phone sex.\u00a0 I used to read lots of news in the evening after some tea.\u00a0 I still do that sometimes, but now once a week I treat myself to some awesome role-play.\u00a0 I don’t do any of the role-playing myself, it’s all done by computer. :P<\/p>\n
That’s a joke.\u00a0 HA!<\/p>\n
It’s all done by the sweet lass on the other end of the phone.\u00a0 I’ve been cooking up a little fantasy inside my head today, and as luck would have it, the lady I need to talk to is “on” tonight.\u00a0 By “on” I mean both “taking calls” and “activated because she’s a fembot”.<\/p>\n
That’s about all I have to say.\u00a0 I’m all tingly and giddy with excitement for the hour that will soon come.\u00a0 I can’t be bothered to focus on another “Song of the Day” post or anything like that.<\/p>\n
I will say that i finally got the rest of those Peter Hammill CDs in the mail today.\u00a0 I’m ripping them as I type this, and I shall begin the Mikeification asap!<\/p>\n
Zoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A friend of mine told me that he read my “Pope” post while he was delirious and hallucinating from a bad fever caused by a cold.\u00a0 That’s fucking hilarious.\u00a0 See how I mock you and your infirmity!\u00a0 Mock! Tonight’s post is all about how I got that jones again.\u00a0 Gosh dern, I’m in the need […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,13],"tags":[86,557],"class_list":["post-315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","category-phone-sex","tag-complaining","tag-phone-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":319,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions\/319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}