{"id":42,"date":"2009-12-14T21:57:05","date_gmt":"2009-12-15T04:57:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=42"},"modified":"2009-12-14T21:57:05","modified_gmt":"2009-12-15T04:57:05","slug":"cant-write-song-of-the-day-now-phone-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t write Song of the Day now&#8230; phone sex."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I&#8217;ve done it again.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve spent my hard earned cash on another trip down to the robot lab for some one-on-one time with a beautiful female android.\u00a0 Tonight I heard a sweet feminine monotone voice tell me just what I wanted to hear as I unfolded a tale of the Fembot Beauty Pageant.<\/p>\n<p>Picture a robot lab full of about 3 dozen lovely fembots&#8230; all dressed in shiny reflective metallic satin bikini sets of different solid colours.\u00a0 Now picture some satin beauty pageant sashes&#8230; dark blue with something like &#8220;SERIES 510 ROBOT&#8221; and a barcode with a serial number in it.\u00a0 Now picture dozens of emotionless female androids in bikinis and heels, being judged by two naked robot technicians.<\/p>\n<p>The fun part came when my lovely synthetic lady &#8220;won&#8221; the contest by basically distracting one judge by having yet another fembot kiss her, then hacking into the other judge&#8217;s system and declaring herself the winner.\u00a0 All it took was the flip of a variable data bit from 0 to 1.<\/p>\n<p>I know my honey would have won anyway&#8230; but the hacking gave me an excuse to get some access panels open.<\/p>\n<p>A fembot orgy ensued.<\/p>\n<p>Like Anthony Kiedis once sang &#8220;My pleasures are expensive but I won&#8217;t regret it never.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I&#8217;ve done it again.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve spent my hard earned cash on another trip down to the robot lab for some one-on-one time with a beautiful female android.\u00a0 Tonight I heard a sweet feminine monotone voice tell me just what I wanted to hear as I unfolded a tale of the Fembot Beauty Pageant. Picture [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,13],"tags":[29,558],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fembots","category-phone-sex","tag-access-panels","tag-fembots"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions\/43"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}