{"id":498,"date":"2010-03-10T19:37:09","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T02:37:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=498"},"modified":"2010-03-10T19:37:38","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T02:37:38","slug":"uncle-furrys-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=498","title":{"rendered":"Uncle Furry’s blog"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let’s go, let’s go,
\nDown to Furry’s blog where I wanna lie low
\nLow life, high life, woah let’s go,
\nTake me down to Furry’s blog
\nEverybody tag alog!<\/em><\/p>\n

Lyrics by Wings, fucked up by Robotman<\/p>\n

So my friend Uncle Furry has a blog<\/a>.\u00a0 Check it out!\u00a0 He has a rudimentary command of the English language!\u00a0 Just like I!<\/p>\n

I tried leaving a comment on his blog, but I couldn’t. :(<\/p>\n

Had I been able to leave a comment, here’s what I would have said:<\/p>\n

Let me tell you about meandering, Bucko!\u00a0 This reminds me of how I was on my way to get some things for that stuff, and then once the paint had dried, there were no helicopters left.\u00a0 Honestly, I can’t recall a moment when I ever had enough Skittles to full up the whole thing.\u00a0 It was an eerie silence, and the bright colours didn’t make it any more palatable.\u00a0 That was when the chef knew he had made one too many omelets.\u00a0 These things just sort of pile up on you, you know.\u00a0 I never thought there was anything I could do about it, until Jenny Craig got hit by a bus.\u00a0 Man, am I glad I wasn’t around to see that!\u00a0 She never saw it coming either.\u00a0 That’s why to this day the cellophane “security seal” on my bottles of contact lens solution tend not to be affected at all when I untwist and remove the cap.\u00a0 They’re supposed to look a little different, and that’s why all the other kids made fun of him.\u00a0 They didn’t understand his gravitational force attracting asteroids to itself and the other outer planets, thus saving the inner planets and the Earth from many catastrophic meteorite impacts.\u00a0 The painting didn’t show any of this.\u00a0 It was a sketch actually.\u00a0 The bull had gored the mayor and held him aloft, defiantly aloft, even.\u00a0 All of the action takes place in the lower-right.\u00a0 This use of free space predates later impressionist works by almost a century.\u00a0 Just give me Monet.\u00a0 That’s what I want.\u00a0\u00a0 I may be stupid, but it wasn’t LAST night!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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