{"id":525,"date":"2010-03-16T19:53:35","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T01:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=525"},"modified":"2010-03-16T19:53:35","modified_gmt":"2010-03-17T01:53:35","slug":"song-of-the-day-got-to-get-you-into-my-life-by-the-beatles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=525","title":{"rendered":"Song of the Day – “Got to Get You Into My Life” by The Beatles"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wow.\u00a0 I’m really surprised that this song<\/a> is on YouTube.\u00a0 You would think that the avaricious and corpulent scumbag lawyers would shake their greasy and cash-stuffed fists at anyone who dared upload a cultural gem like this song to a publicly viewed website.<\/p>\n

Fuck I hate lawyers.\u00a0 Copyright lawyers are bad people.<\/p>\n

Anyway… happy thoughts… happy thoughts….<\/p>\n

This song is about pot.\u00a0 Marijuana.\u00a0 Dope.\u00a0 Weed.\u00a0 Skank.<\/p>\n

Yes, yes it is.\u00a0 The Beatles were well known users of pot back in 1966… and I do believe it’s still popular with the surviving Beatles.\u00a0 This was Paul’s reaction to finding how good pot made him feel and finding how the insight and creativity it brings helped him to write his incredible music.<\/p>\n

But enough about him.\u00a0 Let’s talk about me!<\/p>\n

I made a sweeeeet ringtone for my new Android phone.\u00a0 You see, before, you had shitty phone operating systems like Symbian.\u00a0 You couldn’t do shit with Symbian because it’s closed source.\u00a0 If I wanted a ringtone for that phone, I bloody well had to pay for it.\u00a0 And I had a limited selection.<\/p>\n

With my new phone, I can have any damn audio clip I feel like serve as my ringtone.\u00a0 It’s as easy as connecting a USB cable between my PC and my phone, uploading the mp3 clip and then selecting it as a ringtone on my phone.<\/p>\n

So here’s my ringtone.\u00a0 Eight seconds of “The Robots” by Kraftwerk looped 4 times<\/a>.\u00a0 It rules.\u00a0 I hope to hear it soon, because tonight I may just head down to the robot lab to have some man-on-fembot phone sex with one of the lovely and talented ladies from NiteFlirt.<\/p>\n

SCIENCE!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wow.\u00a0 I’m really surprised that this song is on YouTube.\u00a0 You would think that the avaricious and corpulent scumbag lawyers would shake their greasy and cash-stuffed fists at anyone who dared upload a cultural gem like this song to a publicly viewed website. Fuck I hate lawyers.\u00a0 Copyright lawyers are bad people. Anyway… happy thoughts… […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[208,33,234,557],"class_list":["post-525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song-of-the-day","tag-android-os","tag-beatles","tag-kraftwerk","tag-phone-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=525"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":527,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions\/527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}