The day was salty like the sea
\nNot really but I’ll tell this tale
\nOf what the state is now of me
\nAs I sit headachy and pale<\/p>\n
My life is boring most the time
\nAnd only on occasion rare
\nDo I do something that might rhyme
\nWith interests foul or interests fair<\/p>\n
For instance on this windy day
\nWhere Winter seemed to come right back
\nForgot what I was going to say
\nYou may suspect I’m smoking crack<\/p>\n
I just sat down to eat a meal
\nI smell its fragrance as I type
\nI think I’ll end this metered spiel
\nRemember, don’t believe the hype<\/p>\n
So nothing interesting now
\nDo I have left to say to you
\nMy pasta and ground tasty cow
\nA schedule for my taste buds due!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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