{"id":615,"date":"2010-03-30T19:16:25","date_gmt":"2010-03-31T01:16:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=615"},"modified":"2010-03-30T19:16:25","modified_gmt":"2010-03-31T01:16:25","slug":"fucking-garbage-printer-from-hp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=615","title":{"rendered":"Fucking garbage printer from HP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;m too fucking pissed off to write a blog post tonight.\u00a0 My fucking HP printer just died&#8230; actually it had been a slow death because since I got the fucking thing it would repeatedly tell me it was out of fucking paper when it wasn&#8217;t.\u00a0 Now it won&#8217;t fucking print at all.\u00a0 I threw the fucking thing across the room, so I suppose there&#8217;s a lot more wrong with it now than before.\u00a0 Fucking HP.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m buying a laserjet now.\u00a0 Inkjets are fucking bullshit.\u00a0 Fuck I&#8217;m mad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;m too fucking pissed off to write a blog post tonight.\u00a0 My fucking HP printer just died&#8230; actually it had been a slow death because since I got the fucking thing it would repeatedly tell me it was out of fucking paper when it wasn&#8217;t.\u00a0 Now it won&#8217;t fucking print at all.\u00a0 I threw [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[86,563],"class_list":["post-615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-complaining","tag-printers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=615"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":616,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions\/616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}