{"id":6212,"date":"2014-01-05T15:10:55","date_gmt":"2014-01-05T22:10:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=6212"},"modified":"2014-01-08T19:27:20","modified_gmt":"2014-01-09T02:27:20","slug":"video-carnage-29-game-boy-color","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=6212","title":{"rendered":"Video Carnage 29 \u2014 Game Boy Color"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Handheld game consoles sacrifice power and features for portability.\u00a0 Comparisons are less and less acute these days, but back in 1998 when the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Game_Boy_Color\" target=\"_blank\">Game Boy Color<\/a> came out they were pretty stark.\u00a0 We&#8217;ve gone from 64-bit computing and 3D polygonal rendering back to 8-bit low-res bitmap graphics for these reviews.\u00a0 Oh, and kiss analog steering goodbye for the time being.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Nicktoons Racing (2000)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-box.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6213\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing box\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-box-300x298.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-box-300x298.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-box-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-box.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to start off by saying that I&#8217;m too old to have grown up with any of these &#8220;Nicktoons&#8221; shows, and though I&#8217;ve heard of some of them and their characters, I&#8217;ve never actually seen them.\u00a0 So as far as I&#8217;m concerned, these might as well be characters from Charles Dickens novels.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Old-Chap-Racer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6214\" alt=\"Old Chap Racer\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Old-Chap-Racer-300x105.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"105\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Old-Chap-Racer-300x105.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Old-Chap-Racer-1024x359.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Old-Chap-Racer.jpg 1161w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This game is strictly for kids.\u00a0 It&#8217;s too easy for anyone else.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-01.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6215\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-01-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-01-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-01.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t often try to think like a kid, but I can&#8217;t imagine that this game would be much fun even for children, unless they harboured an unhealthy obsession with Nickelodeon characters.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-02.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6216\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 02\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-02-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-02-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-02.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are two modes of gameplay&#8230; one single race and the &#8220;Championship&#8221; which lets you race through all of them in a circuit.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-03.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6217\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 03\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-03-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-03-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-03.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can also sort of do multiplayer, though this isn&#8217;t done through the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Game_Link_Cable\" target=\"_blank\">Game Link cable<\/a>, from what I could tell.\u00a0 Instead, you just take turns swapping the same GBC between players.\u00a0 You know, like Measles.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-04.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6218\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 04\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-04-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-04-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-04.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My name is longer than three characters&#8230; whatever.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-05.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6219\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 05\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-05-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-05-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-05.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now here&#8217;s where you get to choose from among your favourite Nickelodeon characters.\u00a0 I have no idea who any of these are.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-06.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6220\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 06\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-06-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-06-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-06.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-07.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6221\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 07\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-07-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-07-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-07.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-08.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6222\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 08\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-08-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-08-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-08.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-09.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6223\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 09\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-09-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-09-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-09.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-10.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6224\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 10\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-10-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-10-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-10.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-11.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6225\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 11\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-11-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-11-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-11.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Except for this guy&#8230; I do recognize Sponge Bob.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-12.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6226\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 12\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-12-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-12-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-12.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the prompt for each player, so you know when it&#8217;s your turn.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-13.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6227\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 13\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-13-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-13-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-13.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s what you get.\u00a0 <strong>B<\/strong> accelerates, Right and Left move the vehicle right and left no matter which direction you&#8217;re facing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-14.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6228\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 14\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-14-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-14-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-14.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>By this point in the game, unless you&#8217;re very young or deaf, you will have noticed how bad and repetitive the music is.\u00a0 Bad and repetitive are the operative themes with this game.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-15.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6229\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 15\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-15-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-15-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-15.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are vehicle engine noises too.\u00a0 There are also power-ups along the track.\u00a0 Some make you speed up, some make you stop your opponents if you contact them when active.\u00a0 Some of them might be weapons or something, I don&#8217;t know.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t play this game long enough to find out.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-16.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6230\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 16\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-16-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-16-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-16.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you play this game for any length of time, you will soon run into a very major flaw, and that is what is shown above.\u00a0 Sometimes bumping into opponents will spin your vehicle around.\u00a0 No biggie, this happens in other cart racing games too.\u00a0 But in this game &#8211; unless you come to a complete stop &#8211; you can not turn completely around again while driving at top speed along the track.<\/p>\n<p>Think about that for a moment.\u00a0 The only thing you&#8217;ll end up doing is grinding against the wall for a long time while trying to steer out of this.\u00a0 What the fuck Hasbro?\u00a0 The track is so narrow, even at its widest points that there is no room to turn around unless you come to a complete stop first.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think kids young enough to overlook this game&#8217;s flaws would be clever enough to figure that out.<\/p>\n<p>And get this.\u00a0 It was at this point in the race that I realized I had the D-Pad on my controller active, while I was actually using the analog joystick to steer.\u00a0 Yet I somehow made it through the course just fine, albeit not in the lead.\u00a0 That&#8217;s right, you don&#8217;t even need to fucking steer in this game.\u00a0 The game will do it automatically for you.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-17.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6231\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 17\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-17-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-17-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-17.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Because I didn&#8217;t actually steer through half the course, I merely finished third.\u00a0 Holy crap.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-18.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6232\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 18\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-18-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-18-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-18.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the second race.\u00a0 It looks familiar.\u00a0 It looks a lot like the first one.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-19.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6233\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 19\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-19-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-19-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-19.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here I&#8217;ve been spun around again.\u00a0 Lucky for me I was actually steering this time.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-20.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6234\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 20\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-20-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-20-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-20.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Even with the huge size of the character sprites in this game, they still barely resemble what they&#8217;re supposed to.\u00a0 The Game Boy Color just isn&#8217;t a very good platform for racing games.\u00a0 There&#8217;s a lot of flicker too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-21.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6235\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 21\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-21-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-21-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-21.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve gotten me another power-up.\u00a0 A speed boost in an easy game when my opponents were already far behind me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-22.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6236\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 22\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-22-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-22-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-22.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hooray for me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-23.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6237\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 23\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-23-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-23-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-23.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alright, now this track finally looks different&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-24.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6238\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 24\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-24-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-24-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-24.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;until I played through it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-25.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6239\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 25\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-25-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-25-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-25.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>First place (!!!) is starting to be less and less impressive.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-26.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6240\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 26\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-26-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-26-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-26.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This appears to be Sponge Bob&#8217;s home turf.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-27.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6241\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 27\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-27-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-27-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-27.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-28.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6242\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 28\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-28-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-28-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-28.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hmmm&#8230; all of these tracks follow exactly the same pattern.\u00a0 They&#8217;re just flipped or turned around.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-29.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6243\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 29\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-29-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-29-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-29.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is lame.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-30.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6244\" alt=\"Nicktoons Racing 30\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-30-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-30-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Nicktoons-Racing-30.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fuck it, I&#8217;m done.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t care how many more there are, I&#8217;ve seen enough.<\/p>\n<p>I made it all the way through <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=3804\" target=\"_blank\">Hyperchase Auto Race<\/a> on the Vectrex, so I&#8217;ve filled my bad racing game quota for a long, long time, thank you very much.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing to see here.\u00a0 Move along, people.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Woody Woodpecker Racing (2000)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-box.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6245\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing box\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-box-295x300.jpg\" width=\"295\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-box-295x300.jpg 295w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-box.jpg 472w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 295px) 100vw, 295px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t recall how popular Woody Woodpecker was in the year 2000, but I&#8217;m guessing that this 1940s cartoon character wasn&#8217;t anywhere near as cool with the kiddies as the Nickelodeon characters were.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-01.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6246\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-01-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-01-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-01.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a shame, because compared to &#8220;Nicktoons Racing&#8221;, the quality and fun of &#8220;Woody Woodpecker Racing&#8221; are inversely proportional to the popularity of their characters.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-02.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6247\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 02\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-02-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-02-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-02.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This game was made by Konami, and they were able to make a great racing game for the Game Boy (&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=4914\" target=\"_blank\">Motocross Maniacs<\/a>&#8220;), so I wasn&#8217;t surprised that this one turned out to be so good too.\u00a0 There is also a PlayStation version of &#8220;Woody Woodpecker Racing&#8221;, but I&#8217;ve never played it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-03.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6248\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 03\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-03-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-03-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-03.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This game features actual two-player gameplay in addition to single-player mode, so if you have all the right equipment, you can pull off a two player race.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-04.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6249\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 04\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-04-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-04-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-04.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And unlike &#8220;Nicktoons Racing&#8221;, you can save your progress and other stats in this game.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-05.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6250\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 05\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-05-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-05-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-05.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are four modes of gameplay.\u00a0 &#8220;Extreme&#8221; is a circuit race through the game&#8217;s nine tracks, and its distinguishing feature is elimination of players who finish last.\u00a0 &#8220;Grand Prix&#8221; is the same, but instead of elimination, points are awarded for winning and for placement in races.\u00a0 &#8220;Sprint&#8221; allows you to race any single track at a time, and &#8220;Time Attack&#8221; is similar to the same mode in other games.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll start off playing the &#8220;Extreme&#8221; mode.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-06.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6251\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 06\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-06-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-06-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-06.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can choose from ten characters, four of which need to be unlocked.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-07.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6252\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 07\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-07-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-07-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-07.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-08.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6253\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 08\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-08-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-08-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-08.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-09.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6254\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 09\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-09-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-09-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-09.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-10.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6255\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 10\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-10-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-10-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-10.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-11.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6256\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 11\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-11-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-11-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-11.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I&#8217;ve never heard of any of them either, except for Woody.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-12.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6257\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 12\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-12-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-12-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-12.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Next you choose from one of three areas, each having its own difficulty rating and each containing three separate tracks.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-13.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6258\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 13\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-13-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-13-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-13.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-14.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6259\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 14\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-14-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-14-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-14.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-15.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6260\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 15\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-15-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-15-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-15.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can also choose from three difficulty settings inside each area.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-16.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6261\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 16\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-16-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-16-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-16.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You get a little preview of the three courses.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-17.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6262\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 17\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-17-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-17-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-17.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then you get a chance before each area to upgrade your vehicle.\u00a0 Since this is the start of the first race, I&#8217;ve won no &#8220;grades&#8221; and can&#8217;t upgrade anything yet.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-18.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6263\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 18\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-18-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-18-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-18.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Each track gets a preview graphic splashed upon the screen right before you begin.\u00a0 This is a nice touch that gives the imagination a little more to work with since the GBC&#8217;s graphics are so limited.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-19.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6264\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 19\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-19-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-19-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-19.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re shown a top-down view of the starting grid, and you are counted in.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-20.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6265\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 20\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-20-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-20-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-20.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The view is actually a hybrid top-down\/side view.\u00a0 It works well for this kind of game.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-21.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6266\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 21\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-21-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-21-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-21.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m pleased to report that none of the previous game&#8217;s obvious flaws can be found in this game.\u00a0 The music is wonderful, and is different in each of the 9 tracks.\u00a0 Game Boy music can sound great, and thankfully it does here.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-22.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6267\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 22\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-22-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-22-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-22.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are power-ups and speed boosts, like in most kart games since Mario Kart showed everybody how things should be done.\u00a0 Here I am chucking a bomb at either <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Heckle_and_Jeckle\" target=\"_blank\">Heckle or Jeckle<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-23.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6268\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 23\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-23-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-23-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-23.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s my guess that if you finish in the first three places, you will advance to the next race.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-24.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6269\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 24\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-24-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-24-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-24.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After each race, the standings are shown.\u00a0 Note the two last-place finishers being disqualified.\u00a0 I was actually in first place right until a homing missile hit me.\u00a0 Things like that make this game that much more fun and interesting.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-25.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6270\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 25\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-25-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-25-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-25.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You are also given some choices before advancing to the next race, if you&#8217;d rather do something different.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-26.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6271\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 26\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-26-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-26-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-26.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The next race is shown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-27.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6272\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 27\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-27-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-27-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-27.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and represented in a little more imaginative detail.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-28.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6273\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 28\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-28-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-28-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-28.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You get counted in again&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-29.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6274\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 29\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-29-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-29-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-29.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and off you go racing.\u00a0 The steering control is very good in this game.\u00a0 Again, right is always right, and left is always left.\u00a0 <strong>B<\/strong> accelerates, while <strong>A<\/strong> activates any weapons or power-ups you&#8217;ve collected.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-30.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6275\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 30\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-30-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-30-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-30.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The same thing happened to me in this race, I was ahead until someone used a weapon on me.\u00a0 This game gets more challenging as it progresses.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-31.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6276\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 31\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-31-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-31-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-31.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Next up: Speed Ring.\u00a0 There&#8217;s a Rob Ford joke in here somewhere.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-32.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6277\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 32\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-32-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-32-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-32.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>3&#8230; 2&#8230; 1&#8230; Go!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-33.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6278\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 33\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-33-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-33-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-33.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Driving over any of these blue arrows gives you a speed boost.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-34.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6279\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 34\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-34-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-34-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-34.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And finally I managed to elude the weapons at the end of the race.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-35.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6280\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 35\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-35-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-35-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-35.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One area down, two to go.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-36.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6281\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 36\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-36-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-36-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-36.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now I have one &#8220;grade&#8221; I can spend on upgrading.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-37.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6282\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 37\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-37-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-37-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-37.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s go faster.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-38.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6283\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 38\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-38-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-38-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-38.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a glimpse of Area 2.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-39.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6284\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 39\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-39-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-39-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-39.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We get to drive across a golf course.\u00a0 That&#8217;s bad for the grass, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-40.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6285\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 40\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-40-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-40-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-40.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Who cares&#8230; time to race!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-41.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6286\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 41\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-41-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-41-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-41.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Each track in this game is unique, and has its own character.\u00a0 There are some new elements here, like these ramps that make you jump.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-42.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6287\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 42\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-42-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-42-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-42.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fuckin&#8217; Chilly Willy!\u00a0 Always wreckin&#8217; my shit!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-43.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6288\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 43\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-43-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-43-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-43.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Next track is indoor.\u00a0 I can&#8217;t imagine an arena would be this packed to see a bird drive a car, but you never know.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-44.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6289\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 44\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-44-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-44-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-44.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here we go&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-45.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6290\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 45\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-45-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-45-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-45.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was finding it hard to stay ahead here, despite the look on my face.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-46.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6291\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 46\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-46-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-46-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-46.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And this is one flaw in the game that sullied my enjoyment of it.\u00a0 I was headed from the bottom of the screen upwards, jumping over those two water ditches.\u00a0 I fell into the second one.\u00a0 The game then &#8220;reset&#8221; my vehicle and placed me going right&#8230; forcing me to retrace about a third of the track and losing a few places in the process.\u00a0 There was no way to cross that second ditch without falling into it.\u00a0 The only way is to jump both ditches from in front of the first.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-47.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6292\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 47\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-47-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-47-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-47.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And because of that, I was disqualified.\u00a0 Some memorization of these tracks is definitely needed in the trickier areas.\u00a0 This is a problem present in a lot of top-down or isometric view racers, like I talked about in my review of &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=4982\" target=\"_blank\">Over Top<\/a>&#8221; for the Neo Geo.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-48.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6293\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 48\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-48-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-48-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-48.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Next, I checked out &#8220;Grand Prix&#8221; mode.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-49.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6294\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 49\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-49-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-49-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-49.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Like before, you get to choose your area first.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-50.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6295\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 50\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-50-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-50-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-50.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And you can also choose which difficulty level to race at.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-51.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6296\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 51\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-51-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-51-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-51.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is the third area.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-52.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6297\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 52\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-52-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-52-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-52.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The variety and detail in tracks and music really impressed me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-53.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6298\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 53\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-53-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-53-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-53.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And this track is another one of those that needs a bit of memorization to get right.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-54.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6299\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 54\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-54-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-54-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-54.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some of the graphics are quite lovely for the GBC.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-55.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6300\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 55\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-55-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-55-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-55.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I blame gawking at the scenery for finishing in fifth place.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-56.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6301\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 56\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-56-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-56-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-56.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Next up: the almost clich\u00c1\u00a9 wild west town level.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-57.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6302\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 57\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-57-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-57-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-57.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This one looks pretty good too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-58.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6303\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 58\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-58-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-58-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-58.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Though it&#8217;s equally tricky and has some areas that need to be avoided, like the train tracks that slow you down or the sheer cliffs that lead straight down.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-59.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6304\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 59\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-59-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-59-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-59.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>With all the high detail and action on the screen, there is no flickering at all in this game.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-60.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6305\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 60\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-60-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-60-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-60.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, at least I&#8217;m consistent.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-61.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6306\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 61\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-61-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-61-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-61.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This should be interesting.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-62.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6307\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 62\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-62-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-62-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-62.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Aside from the usual obstacles, power-ups and racers on the road&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-63.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6308\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 63\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-63-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-63-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-63.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;this track throws some conveyor belts at you.\u00a0 Sometimes you drive with them, sometimes they can nudge you into the water, so you have to know where you&#8217;re headed here too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-64.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6309\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 64\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-64-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-64-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-64.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, at least I&#8217;m consistent.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-65.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6310\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 65\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-65-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-65-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-65.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sprint&#8221; mode allows you to choose the difficulty level as well as which specific track you will race.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-66.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6311\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 66\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-66-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-66-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-66.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can also choose to race as any of the characters to get a feel for how they handle.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-67.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6312\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 67\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-67-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-67-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-67.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;Time Attack&#8221; mode has a ghost car feature, which didn&#8217;t appear to work for me.\u00a0 I usually don&#8217;t like that feature, but I was interested to see how it looked on something as underpowered as the Game Boy Color.<\/p>\n<p>In this mode, the power-ups are disabled since you have no opponents.\u00a0 Speed boosts still work though.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-68.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6313\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 68\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-68-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-68-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-68.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And of course two player mode requires two GBCs, two game cartridges, two people wanting to play this game and a link cable.\u00a0 Much easier with emulation now.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-69.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6314\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 69\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-69-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-69-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-69.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Options screen allows you to access and alter the saved game data&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-70.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6315\" alt=\"Woody Woodpecker Racing 70\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-70-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-70-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Woody-Woodpecker-Racing-70.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Including ranking data, time trial data and player data.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve already made it pretty clear that this game is way better than &#8220;Nicktoons Racing&#8221;.\u00a0 The question is: Should someone go out of their way to play this game today?\u00a0 Like I said in my golf reviews, yes.\u00a0 But only if you actually have a Game Boy Color and still use it as a portable gaming system.\u00a0 This would be a definite must play in that case.<\/p>\n<p>If you just want to check it out on an emulator, it&#8217;s not a bad little cart racer.\u00a0 But it&#8217;s not 3rd-person view like I prefer, and there are a lot of better kart racers out there.\u00a0 Still, it&#8217;s a high-quality game and it has that 8-bit retro feel, so check it out if that appeals to you.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">F-1 Racing Championship (2000)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-box.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6317\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship box\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-box-300x298.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-box-300x298.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-box-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-box.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There must be dozens of games with this same title or a title close to this one.\u00a0 This is the one published by Ubisoft.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-01.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6322\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-01-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-01-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-01.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s by far the most full-featured and realistic racing game I&#8217;ve seen for the Game Boy Color.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-02.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6323\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 02\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-02-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-02-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-02.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You even get your choice of five languages.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-03.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6324\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 03\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-03-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-03-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-03.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The game is broken down into two main modes &#8211; Arcade and Simulation.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-04.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6325\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 04\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-04-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-04-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-04.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Entering the game options screen will allow you to change from third-person (out) to first-person (in) view, if you like.\u00a0 You can also use those antiquated Imperial measurements for your display if you&#8217;re in the US, Liberia or Burma.\u00a0 And this game has a feature that allows you to take on damage as you race.\u00a0 There are pitstops along each track so you can fix that damage and refuel too.<\/p>\n<p>Also selectable are transmission type (automatic or manual) and the number of laps per race (3, 6 or 9).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-05.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6326\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 05\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-05-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-05-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-05.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Both Arcade and Simulation mode feature &#8220;Single Race&#8221;, &#8220;Championship&#8221; and &#8220;Time Attack&#8221;.\u00a0 Only the Arcade mode has &#8220;Mission Mode&#8221;.\u00a0 Other than that, the difference between Arcade and Simulation is difficulty.\u00a0 Simulation mode has quicker steering, and is harder overall to control.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Single Race&#8221; is self explanatory.\u00a0 &#8220;Championship&#8221; is circuit-style racing, where you try to race through all the game&#8217;s tracks and rack up points by winning as many races as you can.\u00a0 &#8220;Time Attack&#8221; is a solo race against the clock.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-06.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6327\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 06\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-06-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-06-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-06.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You get to choose from among eleven drivers and teams.\u00a0 I&#8217;m going to digress right now to talk about some things I&#8217;ve learned since I started reviewing racing games.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t know much of anything about the sport of auto racing before I began this.\u00a0 I used to joke that things like NASCAR and Formula One were not much more than guys doing a bunch of left turns over and over again.\u00a0 Of course, this misses the point.\u00a0 The selection of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Michael_Schumacher\" target=\"_blank\">Michael Schumacher<\/a> in the above screenshot isn&#8217;t a coincidence.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve learned just how dangerous this sport is by reading about some tragic accidents that have occurred both on and off the track.<\/p>\n<p>I have a new respect for what these people do, and how they lay their life on the line every time they race.\u00a0 There is a lot that can go wrong when they get behind the wheel, and these guys deserve a lot more credit and respect than I thought to have given them in the past.<\/p>\n<p>Racing video games don&#8217;t take into account what really happens when things go wrong during a race.\u00a0 When your car bumps into a side wall or another racer, or when your car flips over or gets some air, you laugh it off and keep on racing.\u00a0 Maybe if it&#8217;s a realistic racing sim, the game is over.\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_Formula_One_fatal_accidents\" target=\"_blank\">But that sure isn&#8217;t what happens in real life.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Back to the review.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-07.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6328\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 07\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-07-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-07-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-07.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sixteen tracks are available to race, and weather conditions are randomized.\u00a0 There are some different elevation effects to be seen while racing, but these are more prominent in certain tracks compared to others.\u00a0 My guess is that efforts were made to recreate each real track as closely as possible.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-08.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6329\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 08\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-08-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-08-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-08.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I started out with a single race in Australia.\u00a0 As you can see, there are options to practice and qualify before I begin.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-09.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6330\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 09\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-09-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-09-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-09.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Starting grid positions are shown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-10.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6331\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 10\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-10-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-10-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-10.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and lights count you in.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-11.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6332\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 11\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-11-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-11-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-11.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The display is done about as well as the Game Boy Color will allow.\u00a0 Everything that isn&#8217;t your view is kept to a minimum, and the action on-screen is nice and fast. The map near the top shows alternating dots that mark your position and that of the lead car.<\/p>\n<p><strong>B<\/strong> accelerates and <strong>A<\/strong> brakes, though just tapping the brake will bring you swiftly to a dead stop, so I found it wasn&#8217;t really useful.\u00a0 Another problem I found is one that affects &#8220;Nicktoons Racing&#8221;, though to a smaller degree in this game.\u00a0 The car sprites are just too big for the tracks.\u00a0 You can see how the developers tried to get around this sometimes when your car will seem to travel right through other cars on the track, but it still gets noticeable while trying to take very sharp turns.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-12.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6333\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 12\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-12-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-12-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-12.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pressing the start button will allow you to pause the game, and access some options.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-13.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6334\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 13\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-13-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-13-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-13.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Driving into the pitstop is necessary, especially when racing more than three laps.\u00a0 To get the pit crew to perform their duties, repeatedly press the <strong>A<\/strong> button.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-14.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6335\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 14\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-14-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-14-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-14.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just look at that fantastic artwork!\u00a0 It kind of looks like a crab, doesn&#8217;t it?\u00a0 This game&#8217;s graphics lead me into another little rant I need to make.\u00a0 Digitized graphics are all fine and dandy.\u00a0 This very game has an impressive video intro that was digitized to be rendered by the GBC&#8217;s hardware.\u00a0 It looks pretty impressive.<\/p>\n<p>But sometimes, the attempt falls flat, like what you see above.\u00a0 There just isn&#8217;t enough colour depth for this to work in that image.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6320\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/8-bit-Eva-Herzigova.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6320\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6320\" alt=\"8-bit Eva Herzigova\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/8-bit-Eva-Herzigova-300x149.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"149\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/8-bit-Eva-Herzigova-300x149.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/8-bit-Eva-Herzigova.png 799w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6320\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><i>HAWT!<\/i><\/p><\/div>\n<p>Sometimes, hand-drawn bitmap art looks a lot better.\u00a0 Take a look at the screenshots from &#8220;Woody Woodpecker Racing&#8221; to see what I mean.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, end of mini-rant.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-15.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6336\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 15\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-15-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-15-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-15.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There is no in-game music here, but the menus and intros feature some music which is pretty good.\u00a0 The sounds in-game consist of simulated engine and tire sounds, and are handled admirably for the hardware.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-16.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6337\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 16\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-16-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-16-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-16.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, this game will take me some practicing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-17.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6338\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 17\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-17-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-17-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-17.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Again, this looks rather bad, and not just because my name isn&#8217;t among the top three.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-18.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6339\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 18\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-18-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-18-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-18.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Standings are shown after each race.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-19.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6340\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 19\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-19-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-19-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-19.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>An option to continue, restart or quit is given.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-20.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6341\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 20\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-20-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-20-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-20.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll move on to the &#8220;Championship&#8221; mode.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-21.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6342\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 21\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-21-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-21-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-21.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As in the &#8220;Single Race&#8221; mode, you can practice or qualify beforehand.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-22.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6343\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 22\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-22-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-22-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-22.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And look who didn&#8217;t finish in the top three again.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-23.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6344\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 23\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-23-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-23-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-23.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nor in the top 11&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-24.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6345\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 24\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-24-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-24-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-24.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;but I still got to proceed to the next race.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-25.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6346\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 25\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-25-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-25-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-25.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=E9Ak8csu8w4\" target=\"_blank\">Brazil!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-26.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-6347\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 26\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-26-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-26-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-26.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t see it in this screenshot, but it was raining during this race.\u00a0 The rain looks alright, with white streaks coming intermittently out of the sky.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-27.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6348\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 27\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-27-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-27-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-27.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The above screenshot shows part of the &#8220;Mission Mode&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-28.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6349\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 28\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-28-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-28-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-28.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Instructions are clear.\u00a0 Piece of cake!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-29.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6350\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 29\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-29-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-29-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-29.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That didn&#8217;t take me long to fuck up.\u00a0 It was literally like three seconds.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-30.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6351\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 30\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-30-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-30-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-30.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, so much for checking them all out right now.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-31.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6352\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 31\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-31-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-31-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-31.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a view of &#8220;Time Attack&#8221; mode.\u00a0 This is the San Marino track.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-32.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6353\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 32\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-32-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-32-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-32.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And just to show you more tracks, here&#8217;s Monaco&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-33.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6354\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 33\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-33-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-33-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-33.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Spain&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-34.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6355\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 34\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-34-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-34-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-34.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Canada, with the view switched to first-person&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-35.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6356\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 35\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-35-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-35-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-35.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>France&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-36.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6357\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 36\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-36-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-36-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-36.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>England&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-37.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6358\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 37\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-37-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-37-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-37.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Austria&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-38.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6359\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 38\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-38-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-38-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-38.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Germany&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-39.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6360\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 39\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-39-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-39-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-39.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hungary&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-40.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6361\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 40\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-40-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-40-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-40.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Belgium&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-41.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6362\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 41\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-41-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-41-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-41.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Italy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-42.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6363\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 42\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-42-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-42-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-42.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Europe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-43.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6364\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 43\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-43-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-43-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-43.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Malaysia&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Oh-Japan.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6370 alignleft\" alt=\"Oh, Japan\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Oh-Japan.gif\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Japan&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-44.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6365\" alt=\"F-1 Racing Championship 44\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-44-300x270.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-44-300x270.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/F-1-Racing-Championship-44.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Uh&#8230; I mean&#8230; Japan.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, not a bad little 8-bit racer.\u00a0 Not the best either, though.\u00a0 If you look back at the reviews I did for other 8-bit platforms you might see some games that interest you more.\u00a0 This one puts forth a noble effort, but the limitations of the Game Boy Color\u00a0 &#8211; namely its tiny screen &#8211; make its flaws a little too obvious sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>The only reason to play this specific game would be if you&#8217;re taking your GBC with you and you need your racing fix.\u00a0 But here in the year 2014, we can emulate much more recent systems on awesome handheld systems like the <a href=\"http:\/\/shield.nvidia.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Nvidia Shield<\/a>.\u00a0 So why settle for a tiny screen and low colour palette?<\/p>\n<p>But if nostalgia is what you&#8217;re aiming for, and you&#8217;ve played this version of\u00a0 &#8220;F-1 Racing Championship&#8221; or any of these games before, then by all means dig out that old Game Boy Color or fire up the emulator.\u00a0 I recommend <a href=\"http:\/\/bgb.bircd.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">BGB<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Handheld game consoles sacrifice power and features for portability.\u00a0 Comparisons are less and less acute these days, but back in 1998 when the Game Boy Color came out they were pretty stark.\u00a0 We&#8217;ve gone from 64-bit computing and 3D polygonal rendering back to 8-bit low-res bitmap graphics for these reviews.\u00a0 Oh, and kiss analog steering 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