{"id":685,"date":"2010-04-12T16:22:38","date_gmt":"2010-04-12T22:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=685"},"modified":"2010-04-12T16:22:38","modified_gmt":"2010-04-12T22:22:38","slug":"april-12-dont-use-your-turn-signal-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=685","title":{"rendered":"April 12 &#8211; &#8220;Don&#8217;t Use Your Turn Signal&#8221; day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody celebrate!\u00a0 Why spend ALL that time using your turn signal when you can just skip it!<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I think everyone around me is drinking bleach to get stupider on purpose.\u00a0 Actually, that&#8217;s almost an accurate statement.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m cranky, tired and sore, so I&#8217;m going to get horizontal and attempt to lose consciousness.<\/p>\n<p>Wish me luck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody celebrate!\u00a0 Why spend ALL that time using your turn signal when you can just skip it! Sometimes I think everyone around me is drinking bleach to get stupider on purpose.\u00a0 Actually, that&#8217;s almost an accurate statement. I&#8217;m cranky, tired and sore, so I&#8217;m going to get horizontal and attempt to lose consciousness. Wish me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[86,218],"class_list":["post-685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-complaining","tag-weather-headaches"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=685"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":686,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions\/686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}