Grumble.\u00a0 Look at me complain!\u00a0 I do it well, so I will continue.\u00a0 I chose the job I have, and I can leave it whenever I want, I suppose.\u00a0 But I’ll still complain that there’s too much to do that I wouldn’t have to do if the people around me weren’t brain-dead.\u00a0 Okay, that’s an oversimplification.<\/p>\n
SOME of the people around me are brain-dead.\u00a0 And some just don’t care any more so they coast along.\u00a0 Along the coast.\u00a0 How much can I change this here prose before I’m talking about something completely unrelated?<\/p>\n
Let’s find out!<\/p>\n
Point of fact: Brains can leap out of skulls and fly.\u00a0 Don’t go looking for proof on this one, just trust me.<\/p>\n
Point of fact: My parents’ cat meows in syllables.\u00a0 He says “Meow-ow” quite a lot.\u00a0 Also, he says “Meow-ow-ow” and Meow-ow-ow-ow” too.\u00a0 When he is annoyed that people aren’t paying the proper attention to him, he sometimes howls like a coyote.<\/p>\n
Point of fact: What the fuck did I do to my back?\u00a0 On Sunday night, I must have “slept on it funny”.\u00a0 Odd, because I didn’t fucking sleep much.\u00a0 I was unconscious, sure, but there wasn’t a lot of actual sleep going on.<\/p>\n
Have I ever bragged about how good I am at sleeping?\u00a0 Well, if you’ve missed it before, then hear this now.\u00a0 I sleep good.<\/p>\n
But that’s not something worth bragging about.\u00a0 I stack boxes really neatly at my job.\u00a0 I remember a year ago, when I was really busy with another HUGE project at work that’s basically all I fucking did.\u00a0 And wrap pallets.<\/p>\n
Fuck!\u00a0 It didn’t work!\u00a0 I was trying to change the subject and now I’m talking about fucking work again!<\/p>\n
Well, tonight I will derail and ‘splode my thoughts about work by having another Phone Sex conversation with one of the lovely and talented ladies available on NiteFlirt.\u00a0 I haven’t done that in a while, because 1) I’ve been too fucking busy and tired and 2) I’ve been taking muscle relaxants before bed, so I’m dizzy and incoherent during a time when ideally I’d be giving orders to a pretty female android and telling her to get busy with similar machines.<\/p>\n
But I must wait for one of these ladies to “get on” as they say, before I can, as they say, “get off”, as they say.<\/p>\n
Looking at the NiteFlirt website now, I see some attractive choices, but the ones I really want to play with the most aren’t currently on.\u00a0 Sigh.<\/p>\n
So I will drink tea and wait.\u00a0 And read.\u00a0 Yeah.\u00a0 I’ll read news until I get too fucking depressed about the sorry state of this horrible planet.\u00a0 To quote the Canadian comedy duo MacLean and Maclean: “Life’s a cunt… this lousy fucking planet!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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