{"id":713,"date":"2010-04-16T23:02:40","date_gmt":"2010-04-17T05:02:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=713"},"modified":"2010-04-19T19:51:10","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T01:51:10","slug":"song-of-the-day-sweet-revenge-by-motorhead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=713","title":{"rendered":"Song of the Day – “Sweet Revenge” by Mot\u00c1\u00b6rhead"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Hello Bitches!”<\/p>\n

Every song should start with those words!\u00a0 FUCK YEAH!!!<\/p>\n

And what a MEAN song today’s Song of the Day<\/a> is.\u00a0 Who among us has honestly never thought of inflicting revenge upon someone?\u00a0 Okay, maybe just the androids.\u00a0 I hope there are androids out there… female androids who want to find me so they can have a good fun sexy time with me.<\/p>\n

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\nAnd while we’re on the subject of facial hair… check out Lemmy:<\/p>\n

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\nTo quote Beavis & Butt-Head: “That’s Lemmy.\u00a0 He can walk into any damn video he wants.”<\/p>\n

You can say anything you want about Lemmy.\u00a0 He’ll just laugh at you.<\/p>\n

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\nWhile stabbing your kneecaps through with a screwdriver.\u00a0 Now a lot of “rock artists” are known for bluster and for mustard and for filibuster (no, not the last two), but just by looking at Lemmy, you fucking KNOW he’s as much action as he is talk.<\/p>\n

And he’s still rocking to this day.\u00a0 I have every Mot\u00c1\u00b6rhead album.\u00a0 They all pretty much sound the same.\u00a0 They had a little bit of a progression… which is that they hit fucking massive gold (quality, not sales) on their second album, then cloned it for every subsequent album.\u00a0 AC\/DC has followed the same formula to great effect too, and those two are just about the only bands I can forgive for doing that… because they do what they do better than anyone else.<\/p>\n

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\n\\m\/<\/p>\n

Angus does his shtick so well, McDonald’s named a fucking burger after him.\u00a0 I’m sure Lemmy has something named after him too.\u00a0 Who knows.<\/p>\n

So by this point in the song, Lemmy is screaming “REVENGE!!!” in a truly evil, earsplitting way.\u00a0 That’s Rock N’ Roll, man.\u00a0 That and Angus burgers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Hello Bitches!” Every song should start with those words!\u00a0 FUCK YEAH!!! And what a MEAN song today’s Song of the Day is.\u00a0 Who among us has honestly never thought of inflicting revenge upon someone?\u00a0 Okay, maybe just the androids.\u00a0 I hope there are androids out there… female androids who want to find me so they […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[101,267,266,268],"class_list":["post-713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song-of-the-day","tag-70s","tag-acdc","tag-motorhead","tag-revenge"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":719,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions\/719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}