{"id":735,"date":"2010-04-19T21:01:31","date_gmt":"2010-04-20T03:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=735"},"modified":"2010-04-19T21:02:09","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T03:02:09","slug":"inane-pawn-classy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=735","title":{"rendered":"Inane Pawn Classy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I tend not to watch T.V.\u00a0 And thus, I tend not to watch Saturday Night Live.\u00a0 But I found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LR8Nzf1IJzs\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a> on Reddit this morning and it&#8217;s fucking hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m no fan of Insane Clown Posse.\u00a0 I am not a Juggalo.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know any Juggalos, and I&#8217;m not so sure we even have them up here in Canada.\u00a0 That thought makes me happy.\u00a0 Maybe they&#8217;re like Malaria-bearing mosquitoes.\u00a0 Maybe it&#8217;s too cold up here for them to live and breed.<\/p>\n<p>All for the better, I say.\u00a0 Anyway, the original version of this video is out there on the interwebs somewhere.\u00a0 It&#8217;s incredibly stupid.\u00a0 It is a celebration of ignorance set to terrible music.\u00a0 With old dudes in makeup.\u00a0 KISS can be called old dudes in makeup, but KISS never really took themselves seriously.<\/p>\n<p>So watch the wisdom of mockery.\u00a0 Sweet mockery.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fuckin&#8217; blankets&#8230; how do they work?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ICPSNL1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-736\" title=\"ICPSNL1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ICPSNL1-300x165.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"165\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ICPSNL1-300x165.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ICPSNL1.png 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ICPSNL2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-737\" title=\"ICPSNL2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ICPSNL2-300x165.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"165\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ICPSNL2-300x165.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ICPSNL2.png 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ICPSNL3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-738\" title=\"ICPSNL3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ICPSNL3-300x165.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"165\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ICPSNL3-300x165.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ICPSNL3.png 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tend not to watch T.V.\u00a0 And thus, I tend not to watch Saturday Night Live.\u00a0 But I found this on Reddit this morning and it&#8217;s fucking hilarious. Now, I&#8217;m no fan of Insane Clown Posse.\u00a0 I am not a Juggalo.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know any Juggalos, and I&#8217;m not so sure we even have them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[272,273],"class_list":["post-735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-snl","tag-sweet-mockery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":741,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions\/741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}