{"id":784,"date":"2010-04-27T20:28:07","date_gmt":"2010-04-28T02:28:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=784"},"modified":"2010-04-27T20:31:57","modified_gmt":"2010-04-28T02:31:57","slug":"song-of-the-day-tunnel-of-love-by-dire-straits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=784","title":{"rendered":"Song of the Day &#8211; &#8220;Tunnel of Love&#8221; by Dire Straits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I just read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fembotwiki.com\/index.php?title=Sexdroids_in_Space\" target=\"_blank\">my new comic<\/a>&#8230; for the first time actually just reading it for fun, and not proofreading and looking for things to fix and things I need to change&#8230; and HOLY CRAP do I ever like it!\u00a0 Wow, it&#8217;s like someone drew exactly what I wanted to see!<\/p>\n<p>So goes the statement of the obvious.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying to think of the song I heard on the bus coming home today&#8230; the one I thought would make a great Song of the Day.\u00a0 I can&#8217;t remember what fucking song that was.\u00a0 So let&#8217;s start up Rhythmbox and play random songs till I find one I want to talk about.<\/p>\n<p>A-ha!<\/p>\n<p>No, not A-ha.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/a-ha.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-785\" title=\"a-ha\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/a-ha-292x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"292\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/a-ha-292x300.jpg 292w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/a-ha.jpg 341w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 292px) 100vw, 292px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GrDK0UoAkfY\" target=\"_blank\">Here&#8217;s a song I fucking LOVE<\/a>.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve never heard it and decided not to listen to it.\u00a0 It&#8217;s that good.\u00a0 I&#8217;d sing along if it didn&#8217;t hurt.\u00a0 Fucking flu.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the title of this blog post kind of gives the song title away, so I&#8217;ll delve right into talking about it.<\/p>\n<p>When I was a young lad, in my late teens, I would occasionally watch the old Television on the old Much Music channel and watch the old Music Videos to listen to the old Rock N&#8217; Roll music.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know if MuchMusic still plays Videos&#8230; I hear that MTV in the States doesn&#8217;t&#8230; whatever&#8230; but back then they&#8217;d play a 30-minute block of some artist&#8217;s videos (around 4:30 in the PM) and call it the &#8220;Spotlight&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>One of these spotlights was on the old Dire Straits band.\u00a0 Of course, I&#8217;d heard Money for Nothing (which I ALWAYS skip because I&#8217;ve heard it too often) but I&#8217;d never heard anything else by this band.<\/p>\n<p>This was back in the days of the old VHS tapes, and I would tape the old Spotlight just in case I heard some good tunage that I wanted to listen to again.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, Dire Straits didn&#8217;t appeal a whole lot to my adolescent mind, except for a few songs&#8230;. &#8220;Sultans of Swing&#8221; and this song&#8230;. &#8220;Tunnel of Love&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I don&#8217;t know HOW the fuck &#8220;Tunnel of Love&#8221; kept my attention for EIGHT fucking minutes back then.\u00a0 The only answers I have are:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s a fucking awesome song<\/li>\n<li>The video features a cute blonde chick in tight silver pants<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Okay, it&#8217;s the second one first, then the first one second.<\/p>\n<p>Years later, I had gotten me a Dire Straits &#8220;Best Of&#8221; collection on CD, and &#8220;Tunnel of Love&#8221; was on it.\u00a0 I have heard this song a lot now, and like I said before, it&#8217;s one of those rare joints (do people still call songs joints?) that never wears out its welcome.\u00a0 And another thing about this song&#8230; the vocals fall exactly into my natural range, so I can sing it awesome.\u00a0 But not when it hurts to talk.<\/p>\n<p>And in this point in writing this dreary and tedious blog post, I&#8217;ve tracked down a video on YouTube for your viewing enjoyment.\u00a0 Ah, the 80s.<\/p>\n<p>I do believe that it was easy for me to imagine the chick in this video as a fembot.\u00a0 We got blank stares, emotionless looks, tight silver pants, and&#8230; what&#8217;s that?\u00a0 Is that a transparent vinyl jacket?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/DSTOL.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-786\" title=\"DSTOL\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/DSTOL-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/DSTOL-300x225.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/DSTOL.png 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nWell, Brea&#8217;s got one too!\u00a0 Only hers is tinted pink.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Sexdroids_in_Space_Page18-detail.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-787\" title=\"Sexdroids_in_Space_Page18 detail\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Sexdroids_in_Space_Page18-detail-300x293.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Sexdroids_in_Space_Page18-detail-300x293.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Sexdroids_in_Space_Page18-detail.jpg 799w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, this shitty blog post has come full circle!\u00a0 Just like it always did.\u00a0 Like the Spanish city to me.\u00a0 When we were kids.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I just read my new comic&#8230; for the first time actually just reading it for fun, and not proofreading and looking for things to fix and things I need to change&#8230; and HOLY CRAP do I ever like it!\u00a0 Wow, it&#8217;s like someone drew exactly what I wanted to see! So goes the statement [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,14,12],"tags":[46,278,249],"class_list":["post-784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asfr","category-fembots","category-song-of-the-day","tag-80s","tag-dire-straits","tag-my-comic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":789,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions\/789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}