{"id":793,"date":"2010-04-28T19:39:09","date_gmt":"2010-04-29T01:39:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=793"},"modified":"2010-04-28T19:39:09","modified_gmt":"2010-04-29T01:39:09","slug":"achtung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=793","title":{"rendered":"Achtung!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I just thought like saying that.\u00a0 That’s German for “Attention!”.<\/p>\n

And “Rauchen verboten” means “Smoking forbidden”.<\/p>\n

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\nSo, like, if you’re German, don’t fucking smoke when you read this blog.<\/p>\n

I don’t care.\u00a0 Smoke em if you got em.<\/p>\n

But no pie.<\/p>\n

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Remember that episode of The Flintstones where Fred dressed up like a king and tried to sell pies?\u00a0 That always made me hungry.<\/p>\n

You may have noticed that I’m not making much sense today.\u00a0 Gold star for you.\u00a0 I’m under the influence of cold medication so I can get some sleep.\u00a0 And since I still have the fucking flu and since it still hurts to talk, I’m missing out on some awesome phone sex.\u00a0 Damn.<\/p>\n

And last week I was coming home from work too exhausted to play around too.\u00a0 That’s also this week, but damn it I need my phone sex fix!<\/p>\n

And to commemorate my not making sense tonight, I shall relay something from a very strange dream I had a few nights ago.\u00a0 In that dream, Jim Carrey was the spirit of the history of Denmark.\u00a0 I tried explaining that to some people and they just looked at me like this.<\/p>\n

Well, you know.\u00a0 They thought I was weird.<\/p>\n

Okay, weirder.<\/p>\n

And that’s a wrap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I just thought like saying that.\u00a0 That’s German for “Attention!”. And “Rauchen verboten” means “Smoking forbidden”. So, like, if you’re German, don’t fucking smoke when you read this blog. I don’t care.\u00a0 Smoke em if you got em. But no pie. Remember that episode of The Flintstones where Fred dressed up like a king and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[562,279],"class_list":["post-793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-dreams","tag-not-making-any-sense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=793"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":796,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793\/revisions\/796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}