{"id":9487,"date":"2020-04-14T12:30:19","date_gmt":"2020-04-14T18:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=9487"},"modified":"2020-04-14T12:32:16","modified_gmt":"2020-04-14T18:32:16","slug":"fembot-manips-april-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=9487","title":{"rendered":"Fembot Manips \u2014 April 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I sit here in my space station populated by gorgeous female androids, I peer down upon Planet Earth and despair for the state of humanity.\u00a0 Zounds, a pox!\u00a0 Fret not, good people of Earth, I shall dispatch an army of robots!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/We-Are-Programmed-to-Do-It.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9488\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-9488 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/We-Are-Programmed-to-Do-It-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/We-Are-Programmed-to-Do-It-300x300.png 300w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/We-Are-Programmed-to-Do-It-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/We-Are-Programmed-to-Do-It.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><small>(DISCLAIMER: None of the above is remotely true in any way shape or form, except for that &#8220;pox&#8221; thing, I guess.)<\/small><\/p>\n\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php 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width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Please-Wait.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Please-Wait.mp4\">http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Please-Wait.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>Please Wait<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-9487-2\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Take-Me-to-Your-Leader.mp4?_=2\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Take-Me-to-Your-Leader.mp4\">http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Take-Me-to-Your-Leader.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>Take Me to Your 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