Vegetation day again<\/p>\n
Ah, the rest period.<\/p>\n
The time to sit.\u00a0 The time not to act.\u00a0 The time to marvel at how I got 12 hours of sleep overnight, and how I just got up from a 4 hour nap and I’m still tired.<\/p>\n
But my feet don’t hurt as much as they did yesterday.\u00a0 And neither do my legs.\u00a0 Would you like to hear me complain some more about my work situation?\u00a0 How my workload is increasing and how one of my coworkers is not exactly around much to work?\u00a0 No?\u00a0 Okay, some other time.<\/p>\n
How bout a poem then?<\/p>\n
Alright.<\/p>\n
Ahem….<\/p>\n
State of the Art<\/span><\/p>\n It’s obvious by watching her That French Maid outfit fits her well Her body soft and smooth as silk She’s your machine – you own her now She’s custom made and like no one She speaks in electronic tones She fucks like no one else can fuck This woman has no emotions You kiss her lips and then reach out And just like all complete machines You hold her curves close after sex Her feminine computer voice So as you plug her in tonight There is no spark of life in there Vegetation day again Ah, the rest period. The time to sit.\u00a0 The time not to act.\u00a0 The time to marvel at how I got 12 hours of sleep overnight, and how I just got up from a 4 hour nap and I’m still tired. But my feet don’t hurt as much as they did yesterday.\u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,14,3],"tags":[122,262],"class_list":["post-971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asfr","category-fembots","category-miscellaneous","tag-poetry","tag-vegetation-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=971"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":973,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971\/revisions\/973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThat she is of a different class
\nAnd list’ning to those motors whir
\nYou know you’re watching robot ass<\/em><\/p>\n
\nThe fabric to her body snug
\nIt can’t quite mask her plastic smell
\nAs you move close in for a hug<\/em><\/p>\n
\nHer plastic and synthetic skin
\nIs glossy and as pale as milk
\nAnd hides her circuitry within<\/em><\/p>\n
\nShe will obey all your commands
\nHer programming tells her just how
\nTo be perfection in your hands<\/em><\/p>\n
\nThat’s ever been around before
\nThe perfect body built for fun
\nThis beautiful robotic whore<\/em><\/p>\n
\nEmotionless and logical
\nAnd in her pleasure mode she moans
\nPreprogrammed, rote but magical<\/em><\/p>\n
\nThis is because she’s a machine
\nAnd if you want she too can suck
\nand kiss and come and then she’ll clean<\/em><\/p>\n
\nNo feelings anywhere inside
\nHer acts are all computations
\nThere is no soul for her to hide<\/em><\/p>\n
\nRemove her facemask from her head
\nHer electronics leave no doubt
\nThis is an android in your bed<\/em><\/p>\n
\nShe does not have Will or Desire
\nShe is the woman of your dreams
\nHer “artificial” is your fire<\/em><\/p>\n
\nAnd stroke her artificial skin
\nThere’s no emotion – nothing wrecks
\nThe bliss she gives you deep within<\/em><\/p>\n
\nAssures you that she is your toy
\nIt’s true, for she is without choice
\nAnd programmed just to give you joy<\/em><\/p>\n
\nAnd hear her charge in bed with you
\nKiss her plump lips and hold her tight
\nAnd watch those empty eyes of blue<\/em><\/p>\n
\nJust electronic robot parts
\nHer curvy body and soft hair
\nHide what she is – state of the art<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"