{"id":9732,"date":"2020-08-26T10:49:22","date_gmt":"2020-08-26T16:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=9732"},"modified":"2020-08-26T10:49:22","modified_gmt":"2020-08-26T16:49:22","slug":"fembot-manips-ii-august-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/?p=9732","title":{"rendered":"Fembot Manips II \u2014 August 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was looking for an old document on an old hard drive, and I found what is possibly the best thing I have ever written:<\/p>\n<pre>(10:39:05)\u00a0 robotman1974:\u00a0 \"H is for Hooray for me!!!\"\r\n(10:39:10)\u00a0 Keizo 2:\u00a0 LOL! \r\n(10:39:27)\u00a0 robotman1974:\u00a0 Byron got out of his Ferrari\r\n and parked it on home plate. \r\n(10:39:38)\u00a0 robotman1974:\u00a0 The umpire said \"hey, you\r\n can't park here!\" \r\n(10:39:53)\u00a0 robotman1974:\u00a0 so Byron hit him with the\r\n bat and the crowd goes insane! \r\n(10:40:11)\u00a0 robotman1974:\u00a0 then the Mummy comes in from\r\n 3rd base and roars! \r\n(10:40:19)\u00a0 Keizo 2:\u00a0 lol \r\n(10:40:19)\u00a0 robotman1974:\u00a0 everyone was scared but I\r\n wasn't! \r\n(10:40:43)\u00a0 robotman1974:\u00a0 my fembots came and sayd\r\n \"Byron, it's the Mummy! and I'm scared!\" \r\n(10:40:56)\u00a0 robotman1974:\u00a0 and I said \"don't worry\r\n babe, I'm a super Mummy killer!\" \r\n(10:41:19)\u00a0 robotman1974:\u00a0 Then I tossed up a super\r\n baseball that was gonan explode, and I cracked it all\r\n the way in the Mummy's mouth! \r\n(10:41:33)\u00a0 robotman1974:\u00a0 he exploded and the crowd\r\n goes insain! \r\n(10:42:09)\u00a0 robotman1974:\u00a0 So I jumped in my Corvette\r\n and sped away, and sand got in the umpire's face and\r\n he said \"i'm not done with you yet Byron!\" \r\n(10:42:12)\u00a0 robotman1974:\u00a0 THE END :D<\/pre>\n<p>Ah, the days when the Yahoo! instant messenger network still existed.\u00a0 That chat log is probably at least 10, and maybe 15 years old.\u00a0 My ridiculous verbal extrusions over Yahoo! 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Hooray for me!!!&#8221; (10:39:10)\u00a0 Keizo 2:\u00a0 LOL! (10:39:27)\u00a0 robotman1974:\u00a0 Byron got out of his Ferrari and parked it on home plate. (10:39:38)\u00a0 robotman1974:\u00a0 The umpire [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,14],"tags":[129,558,569],"class_list":["post-9732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asfr","category-fembots","tag-androids","tag-fembots","tag-robots"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9732"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9760,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9732\/revisions\/9760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gratuitousscience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}