Well… sort of.<\/p>\n
Actually, “sort of” is kind of exaggerating.\u00a0 Let’s say “almost” or – to be even more accurate – “not really”.<\/p>\n
What I’m trying to dance-around and not actually say involves phone sex.\u00a0 It’s expensive, but it’s so much fun.\u00a0 And today, I have… well, I’d better not say too much about it.\u00a0 That would ruin the surprise.<\/p>\n
So, lets talk about something else!<\/p>\n
Nah.<\/p>\n
I’m going to have some food.\u00a0 I have to go back to work tomorrow.<\/p>\n
Damn.<\/p>\n
Blast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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