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<\/a>\nThere is a logical explanation for this all.\u00a0 Bear with me.<\/p>\n
Anyway, now that I’ve rambled and rambled on about this stultifying gibberish, I will announce to your complete ambivalence that I have bought me a sweet-ass 7 string electric guitar with which to play dirty and nasty distorted sounds like I just can’t play on my classical guitar.\u00a0 Also, to bend strings.\u00a0 Can’t really do that on a classical guitar.<\/p>\n<\/a>
\nFirst of all, one of them is an old and very cheap classical guitar that my dad bought from Sears in the 60s.\u00a0 It’s a piece of crap.\u00a0 And it’s broken.\u00a0 I only included it for shock value.<\/p>\n<\/a>
\nNext, one of my guitars – one of them newfangled ‘lectrical guitars – will now be gotten rid of.\u00a0 The strings are too close together at the head, and my clumsy big fingers can’t seem to get into them right.\u00a0 Plus it has a whammy bar, which I don’t use and don’t want.\u00a0 So that one is targeted for termination.<\/p>\n<\/a>
\nAnd one of them is also an electric… but it’s the first guitar I ever owned.\u00a0 Sentimental value, you know.<\/p>\n<\/a>
\nOne of those is a classical guitar… which I keep at work so I can play it on my lunch breaks.\u00a0 It can stay there because it goes out of tune too easily.<\/p>\n<\/a>
\nOne of them is my new(ish) classical guitar, which sounds really good and is what I play the most now.<\/p>\n<\/a>
\nOne of them is my Ibanez 5-string bass… which I don’t play as much as I should.\u00a0 This is an actual picture of it that is in actual use on the actual Wikipedia site:<\/p>\n<\/a>
\nAnd one of them is the very first guitar I owned, a bass guitar that looks incredibly fucking cool and WAY FUCKING METAL, but unfortunately sounds like a big pile of shit and is also broken.<\/p>\n<\/a>
\nBut you know me.\u00a0 I’m a pack-rat.\u00a0 Or am I a raccoon… meh.<\/p>\n