First, something I have to get out of the way. Is it wrong to want 500 robot copies of Zooey Deschanel?
Apparently this scene is from a movie. And apparently these aren’t supposed to be androids in that movie. What a wasted opportunity. Anyway, If I can’t have 500 robot copies of Zooey Deschanel, I’ll take 500 robot copies of Katy Perry.
They’re almost identical.
This is all based solely on the way they look, by the way. I don’t watch TV or movies, so I have no idea what their personalities are like. For all I know they could be the most annoying women ever born. Meh.
Now… where was I. Yes, my discussion of bodies… make that booty. I like butts. I REALLY like women with well-defined butts. And what I’m going to say goes a little beyond booty to body types in general.
Type 1: Slim
No, I’m not talking anorexic here. What I consider slim is the kind of body that most porn stars and nude models have. For this type of body to be enjoyed by me, the woman (presumed to be an android, of course) must have a very pretty face. And when I see such a woman, the first thing I want to do is to get her naked and get her legs over my shoulders like she was a feedbag. For some reason, the more slim and petite and slim the body, the more I would love to use that woman for eating pussy.
Type 2: Voluptuous
I’m talking 36-24-36 here. Noticeable curves with lots of soft and bouncy parts. For this body type, I find myself wanting to mainly kiss while groping.
Type 3: Chubby
No, not obese. Overweight is only attractive up to a point, and that point is VERY close to Voluptuous. Obese chicks are a big turn-off for me, as much as are anorexic chicks. Now, on to what I want to do with those chubby curves. When I see a woman I consider “Chubby”, meaning she’s got a little extra in the butt and chest department, I primarily want to bend her over the nearest furniture object and fuck her pussy from behind.
Over the last few years I have come to realize this about the way I lust after women. I have no idea why it should be so, but it is.