Author Archives: Robotman

Fembot Manips – January 2021

I’ve made another batch of manips, the first for this fresh, shiny new year.  And to kick things off, I’ll share a funny dream I had, as I relayed it in an email: I had a fun dream last night.  I had this dream that I was back in my first apartment, which was one […]

Fembot Manips III – December 2020

The third fembot manip post this month, well how about that!  Taking a page out of Apple’s labour practices has really paid off for me, here at the North Pole.  I’ve pressed a number of elves into servitude for me, and they toil around the clock for me to produce these manips, so that you […]

Robotman’s Sexy Robot Manip Calendar 2021

Ah, the changing of the year, when we heartily chuck out those old calendars and break out the new ones so we can efficiently fret over our deadlines and schedules. For the past seven years, I’ve been sharing the cheap classic console calendars that I’ve made over the years.  They’ve served me well, and they’ve […]

Fembot Manips II – December 2020

Manips!  Hooray!  Fuel for fantasy fembots, fastidiously fashioned for fun! Here is another 24-pack of my manips which mostly show robot chicks with a penchant for taking off their faceplates.  One of them features a fake robotics company logo that I made, and I liked the way that it turned out so well, that I […]

Cuberpynk 2077

So, the game I’ve been waiting for since 2012 is finally here!  I’ve got my copy!  I made it 7.5 hours in, and downloaded a patch… And couldn’t load the game any more.  Well shit.  We were getting along so well, Cyberpunk.  Maybe it’s me.  Or rather, maybe it’s my PC.  I do remember that […]

Fembot Manips – December 2020

I’m feeling like a hero today! And here are the latest manips, which feature a lot of robot chicks in latex.  Not that I’m complaining or anything.  Thanks once more to Kishin for some of the source images!

Fembot Manips – November 2020

It’s time once again to show off the manips that I’ve made to envision the imagined near future of beautiful female androids walking among us. And stupid stuff that I thought was funny when I made it.  Like this:   And this: And now, on with the main event!  To The Future!  

Cyberpunk 2077

November 19th is just a week and a half away!  Oh wait a minute… what’s this yellow block with text on it… Yeah, well, so what.  As far as reminiscences go, that old planned release date is now no more meaningful than the old September 17th and April 16th release dates.  And the delay being […]

Fembot Manips II – October 2020

Have you ever been? (Have you ever been?) To Electric Ladyland? I think Jimi would approve. And now, the manips!

Fembot Manips – October 2020

Ah, robots.  I’ll always immediately think of beautiful artificial women made of plastic and metal with electronics and computer parts inside them when I think of that word. And speaking of my favourite depictions of robot women, I was watching some scenes from Futureworld the other day, and I noticed some “high tech” special effects […]

Fembot Manips – September 2020

For me, there’s nothing quite like “the reveal”.  That’s the moment in a fantasy or in an artistic work when a pretty woman shows herself, or is shown to be a robot and not a person.  I think that’s why I always come back to this admittedly unrealistic imagery of robot women with their faces […]

Fembot Manips II – August 2020

I was looking for an old document on an old hard drive, and I found what is possibly the best thing I have ever written: (10:39:05)  robotman1974:  “H is for Hooray for me!!!” (10:39:10)  Keizo 2:  LOL! (10:39:27)  robotman1974:  Byron got out of his Ferrari and parked it on home plate. (10:39:38)  robotman1974:  The umpire […]

Fembot Manips – August 2020

It’s summer, and with about a third of a year left before Cyberpunk 2077 comes out, I have nothing better to do than to keep making manips.  So here are the latest manips I’ve made, and a bonus frivolous video clip! I’ll also share the “Fembot Alphabet” I wrote in an email.  I originally wrote […]

Fembot Manips – July 2020

It’s Summer!  Hooray!  Summer where I live usually lasts about a month if I’m lucky, so I’ll enjoy it while I can.  And seeing as how it didn’t really happen last year, I’ll enjoy it twice as much. So to celebrate the warmer-than-room-temperature days, here’s another batch of pictures that I’ve crudely changed to make […]

July 1 – a very special day

Yes, that’s right.  Every year on July 1, I change the two AA batteries inside my Pink Floyd Pulse CD. I bought this more than 25 years ago when it came out, and the flashing red LED still works.  It’s a crappy live album though, really tedious and boring.  I love Pink Floyd, but this […]

What the Fuck, Firefox?

I thought we were friends, Firefox?  y u do dis? I’ve been using Firefox for a very long time, over a decade, probably longer.  If you search for Firefox in this here blog, you will get a long litany of blather all about my various complaints and praises I’ve had for it over the years.  […]

Fembot Manips – June 2020

I’ve got more manips to share!  And I also made this. Don’t ask why.  It’s a long story.  But never mind that, it’s always time for shitty memes! And remember, Vincent Price said it’s alright! On with the manips!  Once again, the feet manips were made for my friend Kishin. And here’s a bonus video!  […]

Fembot Manips II – May 2020

Hurtling to Planet Earth from my Space Station full of Android Women, I am here once again to bring you my corny yet somehow effective fembot manips.  A couple of bonus video clips too.  The feet stuff is Kishin’s fault.  I’m not actually into feet (German: unteregehendehände), so blame Kishin for that. Bonus videos!  Hooray! […]

Fembot Manips – May 2020

For this month’s batch of my manips, I thought I’d first share a joke manip that I made.  This one took about five minutes to make, including the time spent searching for the images to use. I deleted it at first, but there’s something funny about it, so I thought I’d share.  Now on with […]

Golfyssey 28 – PlayStation

Holy crap, remember The Golfyssey?  My lame-brained attempt to “review” a bunch of console-based golf video games and spew forth my uninformed opinions on the hardware on which they were to be had? Good times, good times.  Except for that shitty black and white abomination for the Atari 5100, and the shitty full colour abomination […]

Erobot Assassindroid

Back in 2013, I was asked to write a “blurb” for a new paper RPG called Heavy Future.  It’s a Sci-Fi RPG with futuristic elements, and in particular, androids. I ended up writing a rather neat little story for it, which made it into the supplemental Erobots Unmasked.  I stumbled on it again while going […]

Let’s Go for a Van Ride

I’ve made another song, inspired by a scene from The Bionic Woman TV series of the 1970s. This song was inspired by questions like “What are those two fembots doing in that white van?” and “Have you got any more of those fembots, Guvna?” I tried to go for a kind of “spooky” and “unsettling” […]

Fembot Manips – April 2020

As I sit here in my space station populated by gorgeous female androids, I peer down upon Planet Earth and despair for the state of humanity.  Zounds, a pox!  Fret not, good people of Earth, I shall dispatch an army of robots! (DISCLAIMER: None of the above is remotely true in any way shape or […]

Fembot Manips II – March 2020

And now, I bless the world with more high art, the kind that heretofore was to be viewed exclusively in haughty museums and art galleries.  I hope you are wearing your most elegant clothes as you view these! Now, I must away!  It’s back to brunch on the yacht and to play polo in the […]

The Steve Miller Band

Some people call him the Space Cowboy.  Yeah.  Some call him the Gangster of Love.  Some people call him Maurice.  Because he misheard the lyrics to a song. But I’m listening to my collection of Steve Miller Band albums again, and I thought I’d write out my thoughts on the music he made.  I had […]

Fembot Manips – March 2020

Good ol’ Sophia with the awkward machine stare.  Here’s another batch of manips, fresh out of the oven!  I tried and refined some new methods with these, so hopefully they won’t make your eyes bleed.

Fembot Manips – February 2020

I’ve got another batch of manips to share, so here it is.  I also noticed it’s valentines day today, so there’s that.  Here’s hoping that robot companions and sex partners are harder, better, faster, stronger more advanced and widely available in the years to come, for those who want them.

Fembot Manips – January 2020

A new year is upon us, and I for one am thrilled that I can use Puppy Linux to use an old Windows XP computer from 2006 to do internet stuff!  But you don’t care and nor should you!  It’s time for more manips!

Shemale Robots Six

Who doesn’t like beautiful robot women with stiff, hard, electronic penises!  Well, most people, actually.  I think there are probably less than 10 people in the world who prefer their robot women with a hardon. Well for me, and for the .0000000001%, here are my latest batch of LEDs, circuit boards, and cocks!  

Fembot Manips II – December 2019

Here’s another set of manips I’ve been making, in the spirit of robot love.  Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and all that jazz.

Robotman’s Cheap Classic Console Calendar 2020

In an attempt to adorn my bare and crumbling walls again this year, I’ve forgone the tradition that most folks have of buying a calendar, and I’ve made my own out of bookers and hacky sack.  Or something like that. Then again, considering how much printer ink costs, maybe this is the stupid way to […]

Fembot Manips – December 2019

It’s that time again, time for another batch of fembot manips.  Here are the latest two dozen that I’ve done, for your viewing pleasure.

Fembot Manips – November 2019

I’ve been trying to use GIMP more to make my manips look a little better.  I’ve also found out that my current installation of GIMP is broken in some ways (especially with text along paths) and I need to upgrade my Linux OS to get the latest version.  I think all the crashing that my […]

Faceless001

Here’s something that only the old timers to ASFR will remember.  Back in the year 2000, I created my very own website dedicated to the love and sexual appreciation of female androids. I wasn’t known as Robotman back then, I was Faceless001.  And I also shared some of my first serious attempts at writing, the […]

Fembot Manips – September to October 2019 (and bonus videos)

It’s time to share some of the manips I’ve been making.  Here is the latest batch from the last five weeks.  Enjoy! And here’s a little video clip I made out of the Japanese Robot manip.   Bonus videos! These are three videos I made back in 2013 on a site called GoAnimate.  That site […]

Robot Radio (For Fallout 4)

Those of you who play Fallout 4 might remember the Radio K.I.M. series of “broadcasts” I created with the lovely and talented Kim Coquette for use in the game.  Those require the PipPOD mod and add dozens of hours of audio content to the game. Well, I’ve made another broadcast set, though unfortunately I can’t […]

Shemale Robots Five

Here is my latest batch of manips, featuring lovely ladies with ballcock assemblies.  For bonus points, spot the comically altered Sega Master System video game box art. Bonus video:

Nancy

If you remember those “Fembot” episodes of The Bionic Woman, then you’ll probably remember that hot blonde fembot Nancy.  Ah, Nancy.  She didn’t get nearly enough screen time.  She didn’t get any faceoff scenes, either. But I did write a little story with the premise “What if someone from our time found a duplicate Nancy […]

Grand Funk Railroad

Ah, Grand Funk.  The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner.  The Bone-rattling bass of Mel Schacher.   The competent drum-work of Don Brewer. More people should remember Grand Funk Railroad though, so… you know… consult your school library. I first got into this band when I started listening to classic rock radio (so nicely parodied by […]

Transsexual Robots IV – The Search for Cock

Okay, I know it was Star Trek III that had the title I’m punning off of, but I couldn’t resist. Here’s another collection of my crude but effective manips featuring beautiful android women with electronic circuitry and penises!  Hooray!

Robot Voice Audio Tutorial

I was asked how to get some of those lovely robot voice effects in my audio, so here’s how I do it.  I must explain first that the audio editing software I use is CoolEdit Pro for Windows.  That’s very old software that’s no longer available, and is technically Adobe Audition now.  Most people use […]

Génesis

Ah, that great prog rock band from the ’70s, Génesis.  You know the one, from Colombia. Or were you thinking of Genesis from England? So was I when I first saw Génesis mentioned.  It’s basically the same name.  I found out about this band (the one from Colombia) when I read a joke someone made […]

Robotman’s Cheap Classic Computer Calendar 2019

It’s that time of year again!  Time to chuck out the old bent-up, scratched & damaged year and replace it with a brand new, shiny year – replete with that impressive, plasticky smell of polyvinyl chloride, assorted benzenes and aldehydes! And what better way to commemorate the turning of the calendar than with a calendar […]

I got a new computer!

I’m not immune to that irrational surge of emotion one gets when receiving a new toy.  And in my case, I get most excited about computer hardware – surprise, surprise. My windows XP gaming computer handled all my favourite late ’90s and early ’00s games like Age of Empires, Lords of the Realm II, Civilization […]

Robotman’s Cheap Classic Console Calendar 2018

Twas a day after Christmas and up on my wall Hung last year’s cheap calendar crude layout and all I glanced at the date and the days that were left And knew that of new calendars I was bereft So up off my lazy ass I had to go And think of more game consoles […]

Posters for Fallout 4

I recently discovered a mod for the PC version of Fallout 4 that allows custom art to be added to settlements.  Of course I had to go and make some fembot stuff for it!  Some of them advertise that awesome radio station Radio K.I.M., and the rest are just some nice stuff to look at […]

10 years of Linux

Hooray!  Oh no! Yes folks, here in Canada, July 1 marks a momentous day.  And that day is the 10-year anniversary of the day I decided to ditch Microsoft Windows and switch to Linux.¹ It was July1, 2007 when I made the switch, and I remember being excited about partitioning the hard drive on my […]

Adios my 64, my Commodore 64

Does anyone remember those replica Commodore 64 computers?  I bought one when they came out six years ago, and I had been using it as my main “Internet” computer ever since.  It had served me well over the years, and had looked very cool on my desk, I must say.  I had also customized the […]

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Shemale Robots III

It’s time to post another batch of shemale robot manips I’ve done over the last few months.  Some of these are little mini-comics, and a few were done by request, so enjoy! Kishin requested that Sarah Silver mini-comic, and he liked it so much he asked for another, and we did a collaboration manip as […]