Where did the weekend go?

Seriously?  WTFOMGBBQ?

I usually spend a great deal of time vegetating, and I have not done this.  And now it’s freaking 9:00 and I wanted to be in bed an hour ago.

At least I’m still very happy with my Roomba.  It just vacuumed a freshly mopped and dried washroom floor and everything down here is spotless now.  It really is a huge time saver.

Now… let’s have some more functional robots please… you know… ones that can kiss and suck and hug and fuck.  And they should look like this:

Big round butt and everything.

Or how bout this?