I was looking for an old document on an old hard drive, and I found what is possibly the best thing I have ever written: (10:39:05) robotman1974: “H is for Hooray for me!!!” (10:39:10) Keizo 2: LOL! (10:39:27) robotman1974: Byron got out of his Ferrari and parked it on home plate. (10:39:38) robotman1974: The umpire […]
It’s summer, and with about a third of a year left before Cyberpunk 2077 comes out, I have nothing better to do than to keep making manips. So here are the latest manips I’ve made, and a bonus frivolous video clip! I’ll also share the “Fembot Alphabet” I wrote in an email. I originally wrote […]
It’s Summer! Hooray! Summer where I live usually lasts about a month if I’m lucky, so I’ll enjoy it while I can. And seeing as how it didn’t really happen last year, I’ll enjoy it twice as much. So to celebrate the warmer-than-room-temperature days, here’s another batch of pictures that I’ve crudely changed to make […]
Yes, that’s right. Every year on July 1, I change the two AA batteries inside my Pink Floyd Pulse CD. I bought this more than 25 years ago when it came out, and the flashing red LED still works. It’s a crappy live album though, really tedious and boring. I love Pink Floyd, but this […]
I thought we were friends, Firefox? y u do dis? I’ve been using Firefox for a very long time, over a decade, probably longer. If you search for Firefox in this here blog, you will get a long litany of blather all about my various complaints and praises I’ve had for it over the years. […]
I’ve got more manips to share! And I also made this. Don’t ask why. It’s a long story. But never mind that, it’s always time for shitty memes! And remember, Vincent Price said it’s alright! On with the manips! Once again, the feet manips were made for my friend Kishin. And here’s a bonus video! […]
Hurtling to Planet Earth from my Space Station full of Android Women, I am here once again to bring you my corny yet somehow effective fembot manips. A couple of bonus video clips too. The feet stuff is Kishin’s fault. I’m not actually into feet (German: unteregehendehÁ¤nde), so blame Kishin for that. Bonus videos! Hooray! […]
For this month’s batch of my manips, I thought I’d first share a joke manip that I made. This one took about five minutes to make, including the time spent searching for the images to use. I deleted it at first, but there’s something funny about it, so I thought I’d share. Now on with […]
Holy crap, remember The Golfyssey? My lame-brained attempt to “review” a bunch of console-based golf video games and spew forth my uninformed opinions on the hardware on which they were to be had? Good times, good times. Except for that shitty black and white abomination for the Atari 5200, and the shitty full colour abomination […]
Back in 2013, I was asked to write a “blurb” for a new paper RPG called Heavy Future. It’s a Sci-Fi RPG with futuristic elements, and in particular, androids. I ended up writing a rather neat little story for it, which made it into the supplemental Erobots Unmasked. I stumbled on it again while going […]
I’ve made another song, inspired by a scene from The Bionic Woman TV series of the 1970s. This song was inspired by questions like “What are those two fembots doing in that white van?” and “Have you got any more of those fembots, Guvna?” I tried to go for a kind of “spooky” and “unsettling” […]
As I sit here in my space station populated by gorgeous female androids, I peer down upon Planet Earth and despair for the state of humanity. Zounds, a pox! Fret not, good people of Earth, I shall dispatch an army of robots! (DISCLAIMER: None of the above is remotely true in any way shape or […]
And now, I bless the world with more high art, the kind that heretofore was to be viewed exclusively in haughty museums and art galleries. I hope you are wearing your most elegant clothes as you view these! Now, I must away! It’s back to brunch on the yacht and to play polo in the […]
Some people call him the Space Cowboy. Yeah. Some call him the Gangster of Love. Some people call him Maurice. Because he misheard the lyrics to a song. But I’m listening to my collection of Steve Miller Band albums again, and I thought I’d write out my thoughts on the music he made. I had […]
Good ol’ Sophia with the awkward machine stare. Here’s another batch of manips, fresh out of the oven! I tried and refined some new methods with these, so hopefully they won’t make your eyes bleed.
I’ve got another batch of manips to share, so here it is. I also noticed it’s valentines day today, so there’s that. Here’s hoping that robot companions and sex partners are harder, better, faster, stronger more advanced and widely available in the years to come, for those who want them.
A new year is upon us, and I for one am thrilled that I can use Puppy Linux to use an old Windows XP computer from 2006 to do internet stuff! But you don’t care and nor should you! It’s time for more manips!
Who doesn’t like beautiful robot women with stiff, hard, electronic penises! Well, most people, actually. I think there are probably less than 10 people in the world who prefer their robot women with a hardon. Well for me, and for the .0000000001%, here are my latest batch of LEDs, circuit boards, and cocks!
Here’s another set of manips I’ve been making, in the spirit of robot love. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and all that jazz.
In an attempt to adorn my bare and crumbling walls again this year, I’ve forgone the tradition that most folks have of buying a calendar, and I’ve made my own out of bookers and hacky sack. Or something like that. Then again, considering how much printer ink costs, maybe this is the stupid way to […]
It’s that time again, time for another batch of fembot manips. Here are the latest two dozen that I’ve done, for your viewing pleasure.
I’ve been trying to use GIMP more to make my manips look a little better. I’ve also found out that my current installation of GIMP is broken in some ways (especially with text along paths) and I need to upgrade my Linux OS to get the latest version. I think all the crashing that my […]
Here’s something that only the old timers to ASFR will remember. Back in the year 2000, I created my very own website dedicated to the love and sexual appreciation of female androids. I wasn’t known as Robotman back then, I was Faceless001. And I also shared some of my first serious attempts at writing, the […]
It’s time to share some of the manips I’ve been making. Here is the latest batch from the last five weeks. Enjoy! And here’s a little video clip I made out of the Japanese Robot manip. Bonus videos! These are three videos I made back in 2013 on a site called GoAnimate. That site […]
Those of you who play Fallout 4 might remember the Radio K.I.M. series of “broadcasts” I created with the lovely and talented Kim Coquette for use in the game. Those require the PipPOD mod and add dozens of hours of audio content to the game. Well, I’ve made another broadcast set, though unfortunately I can’t […]
Here is my latest batch of manips, featuring lovely ladies with ballcock assemblies. For bonus points, spot the comically altered Sega Master System video game box art. Bonus video:
If you remember those “Fembot” episodes of The Bionic Woman, then you’ll probably remember that hot blonde fembot Nancy. Ah, Nancy. She didn’t get nearly enough screen time. She didn’t get any faceoff scenes, either. But I did write a little story with the premise “What if someone from our time found a duplicate Nancy […]
Ah, Grand Funk. The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner. The Bone-rattling bass of Mel Schacher. The competent drum-work of Don Brewer. More people should remember Grand Funk Railroad though, so… you know… consult your school library. I first got into this band when I started listening to classic rock radio (so nicely parodied by […]
Okay, I know it was Star Trek III that had the title I’m punning off of, but I couldn’t resist. Here’s another collection of my crude but effective manips featuring beautiful android women with electronic circuitry and penises! Hooray!
I was asked how to get some of those lovely robot voice effects in my audio, so here’s how I do it. I must explain first that the audio editing software I use is CoolEdit Pro for Windows. That’s very old software that’s no longer available, and is technically Adobe Audition now. Most people use […]
Ah, that great prog rock band from the ’70s, GÁ©nesis. You know the one, from Colombia. Or were you thinking of Genesis from England? So was I when I first saw GÁ©nesis mentioned. It’s basically the same name. I found out about this band (the one from Colombia) when I read a joke someone made […]
It’s that time of year again! Time to chuck out the old bent-up, scratched & damaged year and replace it with a brand new, shiny year – replete with that impressive, plasticky smell of polyvinyl chloride, assorted benzenes and aldehydes! And what better way to commemorate the turning of the calendar than with a calendar […]
I’m not immune to that irrational surge of emotion one gets when receiving a new toy. And in my case, I get most excited about computer hardware – surprise, surprise. My windows XP gaming computer handled all my favourite late ’90s and early ’00s games like Age of Empires, Lords of the Realm II, Civilization […]
Twas a day after Christmas and up on my wall Hung last year’s cheap calendar crude layout and all I glanced at the date and the days that were left And knew that of new calendars I was bereft So up off my lazy ass I had to go And think of more game consoles […]
I recently discovered a mod for the PC version of Fallout 4 that allows custom art to be added to settlements. Of course I had to go and make some fembot stuff for it! Some of them advertise that awesome radio station Radio K.I.M., and the rest are just some nice stuff to look at […]
Hooray! Oh no! Yes folks, here in Canada, July 1 marks a momentous day. And that day is the 10-year anniversary of the day I decided to ditch Microsoft Windows and switch to Linux.¹ It was July1, 2007 when I made the switch, and I remember being excited about partitioning the hard drive on my […]
Does anyone remember those replica Commodore 64 computers? I bought one when they came out six years ago, and I had been using it as my main “Internet” computer ever since. It had served me well over the years, and had looked very cool on my desk, I must say. I had also customized the […]
It’s time to post another batch of shemale robot manips I’ve done over the last few months. Some of these are little mini-comics, and a few were done by request, so enjoy! Kishin requested that Sarah Silver mini-comic, and he liked it so much he asked for another, and we did a collaboration manip as […]
Being a teenager in the ’80s in Canada, I got a lot of my music from the music video cable TV station MuchMusic. One of the pop acts I remember was a duo called One 2 One. I remember them primarily because I thought the singer was hot, and she had a great and unique […]
Who doesn’t love gaming on the go? I can think of a few people actually, including myself, but never mind us! This year’s calendar is dedicated to handheld video game systems, starting with the phenomenon that was the Nintendo Game Boy and up to Sony’s latest handheld the Vita. And if you’ve been looking for […]
Actually I wouldn’t know about the “all these years part”, but frustrated by the sorry state of Saturn emulation, I broke down and downloaded RetroArch so I could try the much-hyped Mednafen-Saturn core. See my rants here and here for some context, and how low my opinion of these projects is. I immediately got stuck […]
I remember when I started this blog, I wanted to review one song per day. I ended up more or less providing a YouTube link (oh, so ephemeral they are) and then rambling on about how my job was making me exhausted. That and cracking stupid jokes and making lame puns. But I’ve had two […]
This is fucking hilarious. I was doing a Google Image search for “Chubby Fembot” and I saw my very first manip in among the search results. I was curious to see what kind of site would have this image on it, so I checked it out. And oh my sweet lord, it’s a computer-generated spam […]
Well will you look at that, it’s been ten years to the day since I had my first phone sex experience on NiteFlirt. Hooray! Remembering back, my first phone sex experience was with the lovely and talented Kaitlin, who was a natural at roleplaying as a robot over the phone. I remember being so nervous […]
I’ve been wanting to make this rant for a while now, but after reading this thread on reddit (archive here), I feel that now is the right time to do it. Lately I’ve noticed that there are some people in the “emulation community” who are just assholes. They get mad over the stupidest shit – […]
It’s time I continued where my first post left off, and uploaded another batch of my shemale robot manips. I try to make at least one new regular female android manip per week for FembotWiki, and I’ve gotten into the habit lately of making a shemale android manip for my own enjoyment too. So here […]
To forestall counter-revolutionary regressions and the tactics of those who would betray the ideals of the sacrifices our Comrades have made, please benefit in these glorious depictions of our shared console heritage. Onward!
NOTE: This tutorial is outdated, and no longer indicates how I make my manips. But there may be some useful tips in it, so I’ll leave it up as it was written. A few weeks ago, I posted a tutorial about how to do some lighting and shadow effects on fembot manips in GIMP. I […]
NOTE: This tutorial is outdated, and no longer indicates how I make my manips. But there may be some useful tips in it, so I’ll leave it up as it was written. GIMP is powerful, free image manipulating software. I use it in conjunction with IrfanView and good old MS Paint to make my fembot […]