So I’m a porn star now

Well… sort of.

Actually, “sort of” is kind of exaggerating.  Let’s say “almost” or – to be even more accurate – “not really”.

What I’m trying to dance-around and not actually say involves phone sex.  It’s expensive, but it’s so much fun.  And today, I have… well, I’d better not say too much about it.  That would ruin the surprise.

So, lets talk about something else!


I’m going to have some food.  I have to go back to work tomorrow.