The title of this blog post is brought to you by automated means. I’m grumpy and cranky and listening to Italian disco songs from the late 70s and early 80s. I work for people who are crooked liars. But now I’m bringing you down. Sorry about that. Anyway, there is absolutely no reason for me [...]
I am very sad right now because my beloved cat Lisa AKA Shitty Kitty died today. She was my little grey sidekick. She was 20 years old, and up until a couple of months ago, she still bounced around and played like a little kitten. She loved me more than she loved anything or anyone, [...]
You will never see any approved spam comments on this here blog. Spam comments are so damn easy to spot, it’s like I’ve set up the ultimate filter for them. The ultimate filter I says! Here’s how it works. You see the content of this blog? You see how it is composed? It’s mainly stupid [...]
No, no holy shoutings! Donkeys not withstanding! Ass! This post has nothing to do with Palm Sunday. Nor does it have anything to do with the band Chicago, who has fast become one of my very favorite bands ever, as long as I pretend they broke up in 1974. No, this is about an old [...]
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(or “I have had it with these motherfucking migraines on this motherfucking plane (of existence)) (or “I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane“) So, if you’ve read my crappy blog at all… and God, why would you? Anyway, if you have, then you have no doubt read all [...]
Bah. I was gonna blog. I used to blog. Now I just work. Bah. So what’s changed in Robotman’s life recently? I have had all hope beaten out of me, for one thing. But do not despair! I’m only talking about my job. I’ve got plenty of hope outside of my shitty job of being [...]
As little work as possible, that is. I’ve been really busy this weekend with more Mikeification of more Jimi Hendrix. The process shouldn’t have taken three weeks. It doesn’t take more than about an hour to do an album. But I have zero time during the week to get fun stuff like this done, so [...]
Well break out the fucking pointy party hats and such because Calgary is getting some nice weather again. We’re not breaking any records, I’m sure, but this is the kind of weather we usually get in July and August. And it will be here for a week. And it’s probably the reason why I was [...]
Yeah. What he said. I have no fucking time to myself any more. Grumble. And I had one of the worst headaches I’ve ever had in my life today. I trust you, oh reader, are doing better.
RAGE!!!! There, I feel better. So, you may have noticed that I haven’t been updating my blog every day like I used to. Well, amid all the exemplary dumbassery, epic moronitude and gobsmacked dontgiveafuckness of my blog, you may have noticed that I frequently bitch, whine, moan and otherwise complain about how much time I [...]
So, I went yesterday from reading about the worst movie ever made to the best comic book ever made. I am of course, talking about “Sexdroids in Space“. Kidding. That’s just my personal favourite. No, I mean the Alan Moore written masterpiece “Watchmen”. I had heard people say it was good, etc, and so on, [...]
Say it ain’t so! I mean, for years, the joke has been that Second Life is full of furries… and here we have a fine full featured friendly furry who’s never even HEARD of it. This must change. Here is the link to Second Life. And here are some screenshots from Second Life: Okay, so [...]
Well, I tested CivII on my other computer. Lasted, well, up to a few minutes ago. My god, I can waste SO MUCH time with that game. It’s like crack. Crack that lasts more than 12 minutes, but crack nonetheless. So needless to say, I only have time to drink some tea, read some news [...]
And I sleep early. Goodnight.