Alas, my internet PC has dun gone all fuckled. I boot, she freeze. I boot, she freeze. Sigh. Tarnation! I hadn’t upgraded or reinstalled Xubuntu on this thing for a while… it was still running 9.04. And now I think I’ll have to reinstall the whole damn shebang. Now, this computer has 2 hard drives. [...]
If you, like me, love fembots, and you’ve never called one of the lovely ladies on NiteFlirt, then you need to kick your own ass. And you need to call already. Last night I had an amazing call with a pretty and plump lady, and the whole time I got to hear her sweeeeet feminine [...]
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A C FUCKIN D C MAN!! And this is probably my favorite AC/DC song. It just fucking steamrolls everything. It’s a fucking caveman club attack. No, not quite. That looks more like Jesus. That’s better. It’s not what I was looking for, but it is better. I’m not so sure I really want to [...]
I wanted to play on the phone again tonight, but I’m too damn tired. So here’s a funny comic instead. And because I’m such a nice guy, here’s your chance to download a version of Adobe Photoshop for free! Yes indeed! Just save this link and you’ll have your very own copy of Adobe Photoshop! [...]
Here’s a predictable statement from me… I need to talk to one of those sexy NiteFlirt ladies in a MAJOR way. I didn’t get to play at all last week because of all the tired and sore I brought home from work. And that statement segues quite nicely into this next one: I’m hella fucking [...]
Well… sort of. Actually, “sort of” is kind of exaggerating. Let’s say “almost” or – to be even more accurate – “not really”. What I’m trying to dance-around and not actually say involves phone sex. It’s expensive, but it’s so much fun. And today, I have… well, I’d better not say too much about it. [...]
YEEEEEHAW!!!!! Here’s a live rendition of this song because that’s all I could find. Now… I’m not a fan of Country Music. However, this band allows all kinds of exceptions. These guys are fucking brilliant, and they make a very enjoyable Hillbilly/Gospel/Punk kind of mix with as much wit, heart and soul as you could [...]
I’m still thrilled with the way my second comic, “Sexdroids in Space” turned out. I pronounce it to be the most awesome thing ever in the history of everything. Ever. And to show just what a great job the artist and the colourist did at rendering the characters, I now present the models on which [...]
Grumble. Look at me complain! I do it well, so I will continue. I chose the job I have, and I can leave it whenever I want, I suppose. But I’ll still complain that there’s too much to do that I wouldn’t have to do if the people around me weren’t brain-dead. Okay, that’s an [...]
Well, nothing of substance to say tonight. You see, I’ve just spent more of my hard-earned money on phone sex with a lovely lady through the NiteFlirt website. Giggity. I do want to mention something I forgot to complain about in my Ubuntu post just below. Who the fuck put the window control buttons on [...]
It’s way past my bedtime. I have however, against sound financial judgment, shelled out more cash for phone sex. I have a big sloppy grin on my face, and I believe it will stay with me for days as it often does. This happiness is important to me because I used to be depressed. For [...]
A friend of mine told me that he read my “Pope” post while he was delirious and hallucinating from a bad fever caused by a cold. That’s fucking hilarious. See how I mock you and your infirmity! Mock! Tonight’s post is all about how I got that jones again. Gosh dern, I’m in the need [...]
I bring to you some verse tonight, I hope that in your mind it sticks, A tale of SCIENCE and delight And having sex with robot chicks! My phone sex jones has struck once more And I must make another call To meet up with an android whore Who’ll gladly meet this order tall. I [...]
Isn’t she fucking HOT?!?! The beautiful (and deadly) fembot in that thar pic is Alyssa, also known as ComicBookBabe on Niteflirt. I’ll just quote here what I wrote over at Fembot Central: The image in question The reason for the image More info When I found Alyssa on NiteFlirt I was so impressed (and pleased, [...]
So I’m back “fixing” a friends computer. That’s the same computer I talked bout earlier. Apparently, Windows XP got reinstalled on its partition, thus removing the Grub boot loader and the ability to dual boot. That’s fixed now, but OH SWEET JEBUS how awful the display in XP looks now! Even with the latest XP [...]