Well, bluddy ell. I heard on the weather today that the atmosphere above Calgary was unstable. No shit. When I got out of work, it was freezing. When I rode the train through to downtown, it was a fucking blizzard. When I got downtown there was no freezing rain but it was about as windy […]
Well, I’m too fucking pissed off to write a blog post tonight. My fucking HP printer just died… actually it had been a slow death because since I got the fucking thing it would repeatedly tell me it was out of fucking paper when it wasn’t. Now it won’t fucking print at all. I threw […]
This song came up in conversation while I was getting a ride home from my friend Uncle Furry. I asked him if he had ever heard of Kow Kow Calqulator, to which he responded “no”. That, I’m guessing, is what most people would have said. But onward I pressed. “Did you know,” I said, “That […]
I can’t take credit for this pic. It’s from a very good article over on ZDNet. The gist of it is this: Fuck Apple.
Here it finally is. I had to get over the 7MB upload file limit for this blog. That’s why it’s in 15 files. So if you have a mobile device, such as the iPod Touch (Fuck Apple, btw), or an Android phone, or even a Pocket PC, go ahead and download these to look at […]
First version Album version This is a song about Ronald Reagan… mostly. For those of you not old enough to know who Ronald Reagan was, he was a B-Movie actor. He was also a douchebag supreme. Also, a real prick. But he was physically strong. Anyway, Dead Kennedys […]
Well, I made a “Mobile Version” of The Robots of Love. It’s basically one panel per image… and it comes out to 157 images instead of 26. I wasn’t able to upload it all in one zip file however. And seeing as how I can barely keep my eyes open, I will have to work […]
The day was salty like the sea Not really but I’ll tell this tale Of what the state is now of me As I sit headachy and pale My life is boring most the time And only on occasion rare Do I do something that might rhyme With interests foul or interests fair For instance […]
Well, nothing of substance to say tonight. You see, I’ve just spent more of my hard-earned money on phone sex with a lovely lady through the NiteFlirt website. Giggity. I do want to mention something I forgot to complain about in my Ubuntu post just below. Who the fuck put the window control buttons on […]
Okay, I can’t find this song on YouTube, so as a consolation, the less quirky but catchier “Hypnotizin’ Boogie“. I bet most people have never heard of David Wilcox. There’s an American folk singer named David Wilcox, but he’s his own man. I’m talking here about the wacky, off-beat, talented Canadian blues-rock guitarist. He is […]
I saw some recent screenshots of the latest version of GNOME, which apparently is in contention for being an early version of GNOME 3.0. I hate it. I see a very nasty trend in GUI design lately. That trend is all about eye candy. Eye candy and the need to cater to stupid people who […]
Digital Restrictions Management. What a fucking sick joke this is. I just read about another DRM system that has gone down in flames. This time, like so many times before and many more times to come, the paying customers who were dumb enough to be sold defective goods are being shafted. So, you paid for […]
YouTube link, before I forget to mention it again. First, a joke! Hooray! Q: How do you castrate a Catholic priest? A: Ë™ÊÉɾ Çɥʇ uı ÊŽoqɹıoɥɔ Çɥʇ ʞɔıʞ Ha! If hell existed, there would be a special place in it for Christian pedophiles. But thinking and talking about this makes me extremely angry, so I […]
Demo version, that is. I reckon. You can’t talk about things from “The South” without saying “I reckon” every now and then. I reckon. I only know the demo version of this song. The YouTube search results tell me that there is a version of this song on “Street Survivors”. Determining the veracity of that […]
I’m sure many of you out there have noticed that motherfucking godawful bloody Daylight Saving time has cursed us all with its presence one more time. Except for folks in Saskatchewan. Why did they realize that DST is a useless fucking turd and not the rest of us? Anyhoo, you’ve probably guessed by now that […]
Wow. I’m really surprised that this song is on YouTube. You would think that the avaricious and corpulent scumbag lawyers would shake their greasy and cash-stuffed fists at anyone who dared upload a cultural gem like this song to a publicly viewed website. Fuck I hate lawyers. Copyright lawyers are bad people. Anyway… happy thoughts… […]
Thats all I have to say. I had a nice long weekend, but because of a weather headache, I didn’t get around to all the nice little projects I’ve been putting off for so long. Next time. I’m still loving the upgraded version of Firefox. And I’m tired so I will go to bed. I […]
That’s me! Look how happy I am! And look how shiny my coat is! Seriously, I’m no longer thinking about ditching the Linux version of Firefox. Since I did my little experiment with installing and using the daily builds, I’m enjoying the quickness and light weight of the browser. I just uploaded some pics and […]
This is actually exciting news on Linux. As much as I love Linux, there’s one thing I can not stand about it. The way that software gets installed is a fucking mess. I’ve learned the hard way that unless you are a Linux programmer, you shouldn’t try to install anything outside of what your distro […]
Wow! 311 is today’s date! No, it’s not actually. I was thinking of posting about a 311 song yesterday. So I missed by one day. Here’s a video for the song, which I’ve never seen until just now. 311 is one of those bands that you almost hate to admit to liking. Their lyrics are […]
YEAH!!! Man, this tune takes me back. All 18 minutes of it. See, I’m one of those weirdos who really likes long Progressive Rock songs. That might stem from all the symphonic Classical Music I listened to when I was growing up. It might also stem from the fact that I’m just a weirdo. I’m […]
Let’s go, let’s go, Down to Furry’s blog where I wanna lie low Low life, high life, woah let’s go, Take me down to Furry’s blog Everybody tag alog! Lyrics by Wings, fucked up by Robotman So my friend Uncle Furry has a blog. Check it out! He has a rudimentary command of the English […]
Fuck Apple And fuck Steve Jobs. Apple is the new Microsoft. They are a dangerous monopoly and they must be broken up. Apple can no longer innovate, so its business is based on abusing the completely broken US patent system. Apple is now suing HTC over something which Apple stole from someone else. Fuck Apple. […]
Here’s a live version… which is decent. How many of you out there have the album “Zaireeka” from 1997? No one? Zaireeka is an oddity. It’s actually 4 CDs, but they’re meant to be played all at once start-to-finish. Yep, that’s right. The album is spread out over 4 discs, meant to be played on […]
Now this is some pure, uncut rock. No, not crack cocaine. I’d even say it’s some excellent 70s rock, but it’s actually from a 1969 album called “Grand Funk” Now, some of you might have heard some Grand Funk Railroad on the radio. They did have some hits. If you have heard those hits, then […]
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Today’s “Song of the Day” post is about…. Sorry, I have to make a childish joke first. “Dong of the Gay”. Heh. Derp. Okay, this post is about how sheltered and naive I used to be. When I was growing up, my parents were very strict about everything. […]
It’s Friday. Good for me. I’m going to bore you for a while and talk about my weather headaches. Lately I’ve been getting disorientingly dizzy along with the headache pain. So my solution is to get myself a prosthetic head. I can probably just get something made of Styrofoam. Just pin some googly eyes to […]
And here I am… blogging from my Android. No, not one like that. I’ve got my new phone all set up, and I’m typing this in a “notes” application that I got for free from the Android app store. I went looking for a proper word proccessor, but I didn’t find one. I think I […]
You gotta love this guy. THAT’S AN ORDER!!! If you don’t feel like reading my prattle, my twaddle, my blabber, my chatter today, just check out this link: http://geaky.com/262-David-Lee-Roth-SoundBoard.html While all the children are playing at the above link, I shall now gather the responsible adults around me, and we shall rationally discuss the merits […]
No post tonight because my parents’ poor kitty Joey is sick.
“Starless” (part 1) “Starless” (part 2) My favorite song. No, actually my second favorite song, right after “Paranoid Android” by Radiohead. I think. That’s variable. One of my faves for sure. This song is fucking amazing. I know I’ve described songs as awesome and amazing before, but lets just do something here for a bit. […]