NOTE: This tutorial is outdated, and no longer indicates how I make my manips. But there may be some useful tips in it, so I’ll leave it up as it was written. GIMP is powerful, free image manipulating software. I use it in conjunction with IrfanView and good old MS Paint to make my fembot […]
Poems, Everybody! Here’s a little background on this one. I’ve been having this fantasy for a few years now, and I wanted to write it out into a more substantial story. But honestly, I don’t think there’s much more that I could do with it, so here’s a poem. Oh, and the basis of the […]
Tis the season, etc, etc, etc. Lorem ipsum dolor, and all that. Back in 2011 when I commissioned the wondrous “S.A.S.S. Renegades“, the artist A.B. Lust sent me a Christmas card featuring some S.A.S.S. agents decked out in seasonal regalia. Now that the full comic has been finished and released, I can share this extra […]
I have another mini-comic to share, this time starring the lovely Ashley George. This one shows the moment she is first activated at S.A.S.S. headquarters – and what she decides to do. Thanks again to A.B.Lust for making this one so sexy.
Because I enjoyed the experience of making and reading SASS so much, I commissioned a 2-page mini-comic for Sarina Valentina. A.B.Lust did some more awesome artwork for me, and I love the way it turned out. This shows Sarina’s badass side. Enjoy!
A new fembot comic has arrived! This one is catered to my relatively new sexual interest in shemales, and, well, the title is self explanatory. I must thank the superb artist A.B.Lust for drawing, inking and colouring this comic. Copyright 2011 by Robotman and A.B.Lust. Without further ado, here it is!
Since I couldn’t fend off this bloody flu virus by myself, I went out and got me some antibiotics. Big yellow pills – 20 of them. And I have to take them in 10 days. Now, you might be wondering why I titled this stupid blog post with that stupid pun. Well, I’m glad you […]
Here it finally is. I had to get over the 7MB upload file limit for this blog. That’s why it’s in 15 files. So if you have a mobile device, such as the iPod Touch (Fuck Apple, btw), or an Android phone, or even a Pocket PC, go ahead and download these to look at […]
Demo version, that is. I reckon. You can’t talk about things from “The South” without saying “I reckon” every now and then. I reckon. I only know the demo version of this song. The YouTube search results tell me that there is a version of this song on “Street Survivors”. Determining the veracity of that […]
Something very bizarre happened to me a couple of months ago. I received a call from someone at Rogers Canada, my phone company. They had noticed that the majority of the “minutes” I spend on my phone are taken in the evening on weekdays. This is because of my phone sex dalliances, of course. The […]
That is the image that appeared first in a Google image search when I entered “whatever the fuck comes to mind” in the search box. Not bad. I was going to blab a little bit about how I’m reading a lot of Roman history now. I was going to do this when I talked about […]
I just went hunting in Rhythmbox for a song to yap about, because the one that I heard on my way home is a little to long for a “Song of the Day” post. That song, over 47 minutes long, is actually an entire album played live. The band is Camel, and the album is […]
Oh, that Peter Hammill! Always running about with a crazed look in his eyes and his half-beard. You see, he was born with a full mustache and beard on the right side of his face. And pointing his thumbs ever outward. No, that’s not true. This is a good song, however. It’s about how The […]
I’ve had these pics on my desktop for a couple of months… I was going to post them to the ol’ blog here to show to some artists over at Fembot Central. Well, here they are. Click on the images to see them full-size. Start mannippin’!
It’s way past my bedtime. I have however, against sound financial judgment, shelled out more cash for phone sex. I have a big sloppy grin on my face, and I believe it will stay with me for days as it often does. This happiness is important to me because I used to be depressed. For […]
No, not Furries. I have a friend who is a furry, and this shall serve as a shout-out to him. ;) So, what I’m trying to get at is that basically I have all kinds of projects on the back burner and here I am during the weekend and I’m playing games on the computer. […]
Meet Roxy Epoxy. She is an android. At least that was her stage persona back in 2002 when The Epoxies self-titled album came out. And this song, which popped up on my iPod today, is about her being a female android! Yay! Read the lyrics. I’m not making that up. This band has, sadly, broken […]
Hippie dreams, the passage of time, changing of seasons, and the inevitability of aging. Weariness. This song is one of a few that made me want to get a blog and yap about em. Yap. Bark, even. For that (Bark) is the title of an album released in 1971. An album released by Jefferson Airplane. […]
I bring to you some verse tonight, I hope that in your mind it sticks, A tale of SCIENCE and delight And having sex with robot chicks! My phone sex jones has struck once more And I must make another call To meet up with an android whore Who’ll gladly meet this order tall. I […]
Well, there’s another weekend over with no time to get stuff done. Actually, I got stuff done, but it was all work. Bleh. I do that all fricken week. I didn’t even have time for my usual day of vegetation. Usually on Saturday, I sit around and play video games. Oh well. Those video games […]
How could a technosexual such as myself not eventually notice a band called Ladytron? I do believe someone on Fembot Central mentioned them many years ago, and that’s how I first heard of them. When Ladytron first came out, they had a kind of “Kraftwerk” look going for them. They’ve long since abandoned that gimmick, […]
Tonight, I give you (as far as my iPod will generate by itself) a mashup. Cryptorchid (live version of) Elektrik These two songs came on one-after-another as I walked home from Wal-Mart. There are no other stores. All glory to Wal-Mart! (Click me!!!) I have a smattering of Marilyn Manson on the iPod. I honestly […]
Isn’t she fucking HOT?!?! The beautiful (and deadly) fembot in that thar pic is Alyssa, also known as ComicBookBabe on Niteflirt. I’ll just quote here what I wrote over at Fembot Central: The image in question The reason for the image More info When I found Alyssa on NiteFlirt I was so impressed (and pleased, […]
So I’m back “fixing” a friends computer. That’s the same computer I talked bout earlier. Apparently, Windows XP got reinstalled on its partition, thus removing the Grub boot loader and the ability to dual boot. That’s fixed now, but OH SWEET JEBUS how awful the display in XP looks now! Even with the latest XP […]
!!! Pronounce THAT! HA! It’s actually pronounced this way: clench your teeth (not tightly) move your tongue to either the left or the right side of your mouth, and push it forward create suction with your tongue, compressing the air underneath and behind it release your tongue, pulling it back and away from your teeth […]
Ah, memories. This song is full of em for me. Or maybe it’s me that’s full of memories when this song is nearby. Most Canadians above a certain age have heard of I Mother Earth, and plenty of them know many of the songs from 1996’s “Scenery and Fish” off by heart. This album came […]
It was 1 year ago today that I uploaded my comic “The Robots of Love” to FembotWiki. And it was just over a year ago that I finished it. My final lettering and final addition of “LEDs” to the faceoff scenes occurred just 30 minutes before 2009 started. Of course, I can’t take credit for […]
My friend Barak shared some nice pics with me yesterday. I now present, on my shitty blog… The one and only Kaitie Price robot! (Click on the pics to get a larger view) She sure is perty. And she sure does really look like a robot. Check out that face… it HAS to be made […]
Wow… GROOVY man! Time to dress like Austin Powers and summon the Fembots, because it’s SWINGING TIME!!! I’m sure lots of you know Deep purple from their international hit “Slow Walking Walter”. You know the one. The song goes “Slow… walking Walter… fire engine guy.” That was from 1972. This song is from 1968. Two […]
God dam those half-Japanese girls indeed! From Weezer’s 1996 album “Pinkerton” comes “El Scorcho“, which is about this chick Rivers Cuomo met at Harvard or something. The lyrics reveal ol’ Rivers to be a depraved creep. Well, at least he was in 1995. Look at him on the cover of The Red Album and you […]
Sivs and peas. I read a bit about this song on the interwebs a while ago… actually… I do believe it was a “multimedia” presentation on the Elephant Rider’s CD itself… but somehow this song was inspired by tales of witches and pilgrims back in the early days of the American colonies. Alien colonoscopies are […]
Ah… the 80s. I think it was inevitable that all those great bands from the 70s looked around at each other in the 80s and said “Well, we’ve got all this great new recording technology. Recordings can sound better than they ever have. New advances in even stereo equipment and vinyl pressing can make everything […]
Ah, what a song. And what an album. I don’t know how many people have even heard of Kula Shaker, but their debut album, 1996’s “K” is one of my top 10 favorite albums of all time. I’ve let some friends of mine hear it, and I’ve played it at work, and it gets rave […]
Okay… I’m surprisingly alert considering I literally raced around work from around 10:00 to 4:00. I mean racing literally… I had to get shit done. So I rewarded myself with another phone sex call. I’ll have to get into some more detail about how these things shake down in another post. The girl I talked […]
Yes, I’ve done it again. I’ve spent my hard earned cash on another trip down to the robot lab for some one-on-one time with a beautiful female android. Tonight I heard a sweet feminine monotone voice tell me just what I wanted to hear as I unfolded a tale of the Fembot Beauty Pageant. Picture […]